Let’s hope it’s only 1436. Fascists have a tendency to ignore term limits.

I’m trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it’s title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

After all, you and me baby? Ain’t nothin’ but mammals.

I figured more folks would get the reference. But to be clear I’m very familiar with Wawa… Maybe too much.

Do you even know what a Wawa is… Girl?

Glad you got a good view! Now that I’ve experienced it with limited view but a really cool darkness, I’m ready to prep for a trip I hope gives a much better view in a few years!

Just got back from niagra and while it was still amazing to witness and we got glimpses of the totality for about 7 seconds, still disappointed I didn’t get a better view. Xkcd connected with me so much as I literally started looking up weather, room rates, etc for Sydney in 2028 last night.

Where’s the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what’s upsetting me.

Gift article from WaPo https://wapo.st/42LfZqM as there’s so much debate.

Long story short, you bring tons of literal shit into your home wearing outside shoes inside. But they recommend inside slippers or equivalent for protection of your feet. I realize you can’t stop all shit on your floor but goddammit if I won’t try. Also, I think it’s obvious when carpeted homes allow shoes as the carpet is matted and gross.

Think of what this will do to the ottomans! Won’t someone think of the ottomans!?

Mathematically speaking, they should be converted to lemonade.