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50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool
25% chance: bunch of yubikeys
10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg
100% chance: human corpse
10% chance: somehow another human corpse
Ooo, double loot!
Not exactly a farm-able loot table, but here’s what taking down a warp core gets you:
- Antimatter
- Coolant
- Dilithium crystals
- Isolinear chips
- Fusion chamber schematic
Warp core also deals 5,000,000 damage in a 10km radius, upon death. So you get to enjoy those spoils for about a femtosecond.
Maybe poop. I heard that people poop when they die
- Skateboard
- MP3 Player
- iPhone 5s
- Pack of Xylitol Gum
- Extra Spicy Eyedrops
3 bags of soylent
gameboy-shaped candy tin, half full of nicotine pouches
a wallet full of library cards
little red songbook 1923 edition (used)
- Insulin
- Sourdough Starter
- An SSH private key that might come in handy later
All my hobbies lol
A pouch of rolling tobacco
Common: A wallet with a few dollars, an Id card, library card, gym card. A monster energy, a broken watch, a book(common)
Uncommon: Headphones, a cool hat, cool socks(mismatched), an Acer 730 chromebook, boxing gloves
Rare drop: car keys to a shitty 2002 Toyota that isnt currently running
Dam I really dont own/carry many valuable items.
Two fake hip joints and a green key card.
Hint: There is no green door.
- a pocket knife from 1993
- hair ties
- pocket lint
- cheese
- a cursed pile of shit that has refused to leave my body for 30 years. it does 3d6 damage and leaves a stain wherever it has touched your skin that can’t be washed off
peed pants
What are the stats like on those?
-7 to charisma
Wearer autocasts Level 3 Fascinate Dog
The dog then proceeds to add some pee themselves.
An XL Chance dildo from Bad Dragon.
It’s a unique weapon that gives a +5 bonus to strength and willpower.
That’s my horses name in RDR2 and RDR
A very good horse
Does it glow when THOTs are nearby?
yeah you would!
I’m more of a David connoisseur, myself
- 90% Empty beer can
- 100% An SFP+ module (most likely for multimode fiber)
- 80% prioritypass card that’ll give you free entry to a nice airport lounge on the opposite side of the planet
- 20% a wedge of blue cheese
- 100% a guitar pick
If at work (roll 1d10 4 times)
Wire strippers
11-in-1 screwdriver
Impact driver with 1 of Philips, Square, or 5/16" socket bits in it. 5ah battery
3d12 wirenuts
5d12 selftapping or wood screws
2d12 one hole straps (not the size you need)
Torpedo level (magnetic)
Cigarettes (cheap, 2d10 left in pack)
Vape pen (not nicotine)
KeysIf at home (lair) I just give up, roll for treasure as Villager. Tools are in the van outside.
Perfect username for this reply. I love it.
Stinks like electrician in here. Should also drop a pile of “forbidden confetti” aka wire jacket cuttings.
Those are in the dryer filter
Ah, a tradie.
