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minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-228 天前You know who gets rich in a gold rush? The guy making the picks.
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·28 天前Why would toothpicks be useful in a gold rush?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·28 天前That’s where Johnny got his Cash.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·28 天前You can push them under miners’ fingernails until they tell you where the gold is.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 天前Andd if there’s one thing billionaires love, it’s gold. And if there’s two things, it’s gold and yachts. But if it’s three things, it’s gold, yachts, and torturing miners.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 天前Turns out the whole Epstein thing was a huge misunderstanding, he was supposed to be assaulting miners.
You know who gets rich in a gold rush? The guy making the picks.
Why would toothpicks be useful in a gold rush?
They meant guitar picks dummy!
That’s where Johnny got his Cash.
You can push them under miners’ fingernails until they tell you where the gold is.
Andd if there’s one thing billionaires love, it’s gold. And if there’s two things, it’s gold and yachts.
But if it’s three things, it’s gold, yachts, and torturing miners.
Turns out the whole Epstein thing was a huge misunderstanding, he was supposed to be assaulting miners.