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Custoslibera@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

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Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

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Custoslibera@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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      What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That’s president Biden in drag.

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        Then he is a great singer!

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    We need to keep poor people poor to keep labour costs down.

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    LOL

    Alright, I’ll bite - I’m a soil scientist, and yeah, people make good fertilizer. Our C:N ratios are low (meaning evenish balance of carbon and nitrogen) and we have a lot of calcium and phosphorus in us too, relatively speaking. Some of the P is quickly available, the rest is in our bones (with Ca) and given their low surface area and relative stability, its really slowly released. But hey, if you grind those orphans up, yields will increase faster!

    I’m on a fucking list now aren’t I?

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      Is that why they call mass graves potter’s fields?

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        No, that’s a twist of the word pauper, which is a destitute person (archaic word)

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          Pauper Brand Potting Soil.

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    But fertiliser helps the planet, billionares would never agree with that

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      They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum… infants.:-)

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      They would if it makes their food tastier. Yum… infants.:-)

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    A modest proposal

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      A more profitable modest proposal

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    I mean, what else are we going to do with the bodies of child laborers, bury them?

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    Except the ginger ones, they spoil the soil

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