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VoltasPistol@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago

Ok but really, how do you shave an ant?

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Ok but really, how do you shave an ant?

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VoltasPistol@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago
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    The world is a really interesting place. I would have never guessed that there are people out there that shave ants.

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      It’s probably just the one guy. He probably only spent a total of 100 hours doing it so he’s not even an expert.

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        He’s probably the world’s subject-matter expert on shaving ants.

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          No, you need 10,000 hours of experience to be an expert. He’s just an ant-shaving hobbyist at best.

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            We’ve finally gotten to gatekeeping shaving ants 💪💪

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            A hobbyist in a field no-one else has explored is a leading expert.

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              It’s a joke, you ant-shaver.

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        The average person has shaved one ant, but only because Dr. Ant-Shaver Willot has shaved 7 Billion ants and therefore he should be dismissed as a statistical outlier.

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          “average person shaves 3 ants per year” factoid actualy just statistical error, average person shaves 0 ants per year. Ants Georg, who lives in cave & shaves 10,000 per day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

          • VoltasPistol@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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            I think I did pretty well reciting it from memory and swapping out the details.

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      people who get paid to shave ants, no less

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