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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Why is this happening to me?!

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    This why I like the origin of vampires being Judas’ failed suicide attempt. Explains the silver allergy, too.

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      Please elaborate

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        I forget which movie it’s from, but they said the first vampire was Judas. He tried to hang himself after he betrayed Jesus but just before he died the branch broke at sunset and he became a vampire.

        Explains the blood - since he can’t have communion - and the silver - because he sold Jesus out for silver talents (money) - and the hatred of lower-case t, and the aversion to sunlight.

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          And the branch is the stake that kills them!?

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            Yep!

            Don’t know where the garlic comes in, though

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              JC served garlic bread at the last supper. It’s the only way.

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                And this is my body, with little Caesars garlic butter sauce

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                  Papa John’s or GTFO

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              He just hated it

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              Reminds him of the Romans?

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              He’s just a food snob

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          Ooh, I like this

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          Dracula 2000 I wanna say was the movie.

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      Or like in Vampire the Masquerade how Cain was the original vampire

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