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arrow-up1464arrow-down1imageHey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...feddit.orgHofmaimaier@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5日前message-square143fedilink
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down2·5日前Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·5日前What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3日前So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5日前Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·5日前Why would you go back to humans?!
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5日前Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5日前Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3日前Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·5日前Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses. The more you know!
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5日前excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4日前 PSTD Pee is Stored in The Dick?
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4日前Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3日前Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Pokérus