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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 天前

Not stupid if it works

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Not stupid if it works

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 天前
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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t work, you can shim that thing right off and get a free grenade!

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    But the thief is lockpicking lawyer, might actually defuse the grenade as well.

    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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      Afterwards providing a few comments about why the Whipit brand hand grenades are easily defeated. But never quite telling you which brand of hand grenade he would recommend (Grenadables, obvs)

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      If my knowledge about grenades from videogames is correct, you can just put a pin back in, if you kept the handle closed since pulling the pin.

    • VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world
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      Haven’t heard that name in a while. He used to help people with their homework on reddit, it’d be cool if he came over here.

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    The grenade ring is just like a key ring. Hold spoon, pull pin, twist ring off the lock, re-pin grenade, walk away with your new grenade, and enjoy.

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      That’s a lot of trust on my butter fingers while trying to manipulate tools with my other hand…

      • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        get some tape?

        • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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          How is he gonna manipulate tools with some tape?

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    The weak-willed see a deterrent, while the enterprising see a guaranteed way to get rid of the lock.

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      But probably the bike too. This is really the most fun for people who want neither a bike nor a grenade, and also don’t want OTHER people to have either of those things. I can’t remember which logical operation that is, NAND?

  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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    I don’t understand… If you get the lock off of the bike, then you get the lock off the grenade pin, no? What am I missing? Or is the idea that they don’t notice this whole thing and try to ride off and that automatically primes and drops the grenade? Then you still don’t have a bike. I don’t get it. :/

    • Semperverus@lemmy.world
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      “If I can’t have it, they can’t either”

    • clif@lemmy.world
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      I’m with you…

      Cut the lock shackle, remove lock from brake and ring… Nothing happens??

      Or if you’re paranoid, cut the grenade ring first, then cut the lock.

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The design is very human

  • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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    Cap your valve stem!

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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      Is this what the kids mean by “no cap”?

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    Great way to get your bike stolen by cops.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    Hello, this is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and today we’re going to get spicy

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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    Just hold the spoon down and put the pin back in after?

    • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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      Just wrap tape around it to hold the spoon in place, pull the pin, leave the taped grenade, and take the bike.

      • crank0271@lemmy.world
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        And pass up the free grenade??

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, screw the bike, I want the grenade!

          • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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            Bike’s worth a few hundred dollars tops at a pawn shop, whereas a grenade can get you a hundred thousand dollars out of the nearest bank.

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              And if you don’t throw it, a few other banks as well.

              *Pending police interest

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    Does it work though…? I don’t see any way that the pin for the grenade comes out when you cut the lock. Am I missing something?

  • kdcd@sh.itjust.works
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    Just throw it

  • Bonus@sh.itjust.works
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    When the thief cuts the lock, the falling grenade might stub their toe.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    I’m pretty sure this is illegal.

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    Perhaps, but it might be illegal

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