Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like “Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
Welp, there’s my cursed upvote of the day.
I need an adult
At my son’s kindergarten all the parents walked to pick up their kids because that’s how the school was, in a small walkable neighborhood. One dad had a fishing t-shirt on that said “Master Baiter.” Kinda similar personality as this RAM/WAR truck guy.
Like the guy in the truck gives a shit about the difference.
That was my initial thought… Nice pickup line btw. Do you have more? :)
These guys right here, officer
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
If you’re driving, why are you also riding the bus?
Taps disabled sign
What bus has a conductor?
checkmate liberals
Bruh. Americans will do anything to avoid building a train.
Real talk, based on how extremely faithful that conversion is in every aspect they can convert a bus into a Santa Fe F-unit and the sticker pointing to www.mytrain.com (which has a page dedicated to Milwuakee Road 261 meeting IAIS 6988 and 7081) I strongly suspect that they’re a rail fan and would be very pleased to see more rails being laid
Cab units are still the best looking diesels, change my mind.
That guy must be a stepdad because no way he’s made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick
Unfortunately there is a type of bleach blonde Karen that finds this type of specimen irresistible
That’s because they are pathetic enough to see them as possessions and they go along with it because they just don’t want to do shit.
Hey… I’m so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled…
Idk I bet that kid has easy access to guns maybe they should stay home
Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.
“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”
Damn now I want to see a pink one driven by a catgirl and the logo flipped to say “awr”.
That is amazing!
I mean, he just turned his Ram logo upside down…
And then flipped and reversed the R afterwards?
Specifically he swapped the place of the R and the M and then rotated just the M so it’s a W. Surprised I don’t see that more often with the idiots around here and their punisher stickers on their compensators.
Why yes indeed, he put that thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
I… I would not be brave enough to drive around in a “truck” like that. Like mad props for never out growing your edge lord phase.
I want to see the scene of him getting out of the car like a little man
With a couple of pets already paper thin wrapped around the tires.
I bet he’d rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyres, lots of lights because the dark is scary. How is this more manly than a bicycle?
Where I am at there’s triple digit hear warnings, so there is a logic to this. On the other I have used my bicycle to pick up my daughter under such conditions so it is possible, but then she rightfully complains about the heat.
Oh HEAT. I went through that whole thing thinking hearing and that the ambient noise levels were above 100dB…
How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
I hear scientists have made it so two xy people can make a baby now and mpreg is gonna be real.
Keep trying, fellas!
Hey! I have a tiny dick and a tiny car. Do I get a prize?
There’s nothing wrong with having a small penis. There are great ways to compensate, by learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners. Buying a massive truck isn’t the right way to pleasure a partner, it’s only to show how sad and insecure you are like your other testosterone junky micropenis Chad friends with their mega trucks.
So when you say you have a small car, I’d say you’re doing just fine.
learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners.
There are no partners here…
lots of women are into big trucks and expensive cars.
have you ever dated? IME majority of women want a guy with an expensive car. finding a woman who doesn’t care about that stuff is difficult.
I drive a hybrid and I’ve had many dates be disgusted with that. They want a man who drives a ‘manly’ car.
There’s nothing wrong with having a small penis. There are great ways to compensate, by learning other skills in the bedroom to pleasure your partners. Buying a massive truck isn’t the right way to pleasure a partner, it’s only to show how sad and insecure you are like your other testosterone junky micropenis Chad friends with their mega trucks.
lots of women are into big trucks and expensive cars.
There’s always exceptions to the rule, but the things dudes think attract women and what actually attracts women are so often two entirely different things. Most women have little interest in expensive cars, huge muscles or fancy gadgets, they’re instead interested in a man with decent hygiene who can listen and be financially stable (all things that a lifted pickup with extra-edgy stickers and whatnot communicates the opposite of)
in my dating experience most women car very much about how much money a man flaunts. i have never dated a woman who dind’t make a huge fuss over my car, my house, my non-designer dog.
every single woman i meet wants luxury everything, they want to spend five figures on a dog and they think i’m a POS for having a $500 rescue dog.
All the women I know who don’t care about that stuff are already married.
So funnily enough a majority of my friends are feminine-presenting and several of them are single so I hear a lot about their experiences with dating guys and almost universally their primary concerns are hygiene and listening abilities (and past that concerns for their ability to budget and be financially stable), because that’s how low the bar is for men.
Given how consistently the only people I ever see saying that women like big trucks/expensive cars happen to be men, and every women/feminine presenting person I know never even mentions vehicle choice when talking about what they do or don’t like in a potential partner, plus the memes posted by women consistently matching this opinion, I have to believe that that’s the case.
How are you meeting these dates who scoff at your sound financial decisions? What are your filters for a potential date? I strongly suspect you may be inadvertently filtering your dates either by where you meet them or expecting certain characteristics (or potentially you might be doing something that scares away non-gold diggers) so that most of who you date happen to be overly veign
women who approach me and flirt with me who are single.
i also get women who approach and flirt who aren’t single. same shit.
every woman i’ve ever dated says she doesn’t care about these things and is lookign for a guy to listen to her… and then all they do is complain i don’t spend enough money on them or own expensive enough stuff.
have you ever dated? IME majority of women want a guy with an expensive car.
America has an epidemic of gold digging whores.
I did well with my GMW and my Bolex.
Expensive (in terms of my country, anyway) car got me the worst woman I’ve ever dated (and later married. The things you do for love. For both the gold digger and more importantly, the child the gold digger coaxes you into having). Go back a few comments in my profile if you want details because I shared them with other people who said they’ve suffered under narcissists too, but it cost me well over 100k in under 2 years. Minimum wage in my country is under 900 euros a month to give you some perspective. She did not work a day in the same time frame, but I worked 200+ hours most months.
Stay true to yourself and keep driving that hybrid. Don’t give in to it. The woman that’s out there for you won’t care about it. But if you drive a nice car or truck, you’ll attract gold diggers that distract you from the actually good things in life. And if my advice sounds misogynous, it’s really not. It’s not exclusively women who are gold diggers of course. I recently read a thread on my country’s subreddit where a woman was in just about the same situation I used to be in, looking for advice. Her husband was an absolute freeloader and wouldn’t even help around the house because she wouldn’t sign over half the house to him. House that she’d bought before their relationship.
i’ve never met a woman who didn’t shit on me for my lifestyle choices. especially if that are positive.
all my girlfriends i dated just wanted the standard american lifestyle. And every woman i meet who wants to date me wants that too.
I dont’ know where anyone is finding women that admire people who drive hybrid cars or compost. i certainly do not ever meet them.
I’ve met a few. One in particular cared more about the environment than anything I could offer her.
Unfortunately we were both busy and barely saw each other. I then went and met someone who only liked me for the car I drove. First girl was last year MD student, the other one was pretty much a bum who gets pregnant when she finds a man who can provide for her, to lock it down.
I didn’t have the nice car for the first one. She actually liked talking to me without me having to pretend I was someone I wasn’t.
So I’m still sure that even for you there’s someone out there. But the sad fact is that we many never meet these people or other circumstances can fuck things up for us.
You’re not dating the right women man. The ones I date don’t care about that stuff. They care about having shared interests, talking about emotional stuff, building a connection. My previous 3 partners I broke the relationship because they didn’t respect my boundaries, they all want me back. They loved the sex, my previous partner, one who had many before me, told me I could give her the best orgasm ever, by far. The ones before also said I performed beter then they ever had. All because I learned techniques, even though I’m above the Dutch national average size wise. Size does help a lot, but it’s about what you do with it. While my best technique is oral. I try to learn her body, her triggers, and play with that. Edging is really great, plus knowing to find the g spot, and of course the clitoris. But the whole body is covered with sensitive spots, knowing which one to stimulate when is key. Watch some tutorials from Nina Hartley, I learned a lot from it. Also there was a program on state television when I was younger called “neuken doe je zo” (this is how you fuck). I can’t remember the other tutorials but there are more. Just don’t use porn as a reference.
All my previous partners don’t care about cars, expensive presents, etc. They care about my brain and how I treat them: with care and respect. I can be vulnerable and don’t mind taking about hard things so they all still come to me when they are feeling down because even though we broke up I’m still there for them during hard times. And they are there for me too.
If anyone only cares about money and fame, they are just using you and not the right partner.
I can only date women who want to date me.
I can’t date women who don’t find me attractive. I’m glad for you you got to date women who don’t care about that stuff. I don’t have that opportunity in life. I date women who ask me what car I drive and how much income I make within minutes of meeting me.
Where do you meet them? Tinder is not the best place to meet the right women. I’ve had more luck with other apps like ok cupid. Also when I go to parties I meet nice women but only at the right parties with the right crowd. Standard clubs are not the right place imo. I prefer to go to subculture events / and underground parties.
Edit: I’m not saying it’s easy, I find it super hard too.
IRL.
His compensator is compensating
I’ve inadvertently ridden my bicycle through a couple school zones during drop-off times - and I’m sure pick-up times would be even worse.
Cycling around cars has an element of risk that we all know and accept. But that risk goes WAY UP in school zones at drop-off time. You’d think drivers would be looking for kids, people, etc. as they drop their precious off IN A SCHOOL ZONE. But, no.
For example: One started to pull out in front of me - I was in the lane, riding past, and she was pulling out of the school’s driveway. I avoided her with some vigorous braking, then she had the gall to pull up at a light and tell me I should be careful.
It’s a bunch of stressed, impatient parents who just want to grab their kid and get out, but are apathetic to everyone else trying to do the same. If all these other people weren’t here they could do this so fast, why won’t everyone get out of their way? It’s a highly concentrated dose of the “Im gonna get mine and the rest of you can fuck right off” mentality. And, like most shitty driving behaviors, it feeds into itself. It makes good drivers make bad decisions because, if they don’t, they’re not going anywhere. “No one is letting me in, so if I dont cut someone off, I’m going to be stuck here another 15 minutes” type shit. I dont know why well-built pickup and drop-off areas aren’t required for building schools past 1990, but here we are.
When I leave my home street, (on my bicycle,) I have to make a left hand turn. This means that I don’t proceed through the intersection until it’s safe, and I turn from the middle of the lane. My bike also has blinking turn signals, because people are dumb and don’t understand hand signals for turns. I had one of my neighbors behind me honking and screaming at me because I wasn’t turning fast enough for her liking. I screamed at her that I wasn’t turning until it was safe, and she could eat my ass. Then I got off my bike in the middle of the road and proceeded to dance the running man for 30 seconds before getting back on to attempt my left hand turn again. Fuck cars and the people that drive them.
Yes, sure. And everyone clapped. And your name: Albert Einstein. And all that.
As if he’d ever see a kid walking in front of that thing.
Hopefully it would be his own, in that case.
I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.
Uv rays don’t care about clouds
You picked on the one thing that’s actually justifiable
Phototropic glasses exist. I have them, and also often look like a douche getting in a store or car 😁
My eyes are overly sensitive so I wear my shades at some ridiculous conditions.
Oh yes, that too, of course. Didn’t mean to imply there’s only one valid reason :) I like that actual slow transition from dark to bright from those glasses. But fixed sunglasses would be the next best thing.
(obligatory DO NOT ACTUALLY so I don’t get removed)
Bet if you shot up this jackass’s car he’d be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks
You might be, very unpleasantly, surprised. The vast majority of us who carry guns train and are well versed in the law. Remember, when you hear crazy stories on the news, they are only reported because they are crazy." Normal doesn’t make the news.
Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way
That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.
Could also kill a shorter adult, I bet they don’t have visibility on anyone under 5’6"
Also a very bad way, possibly the worst way.
