or here’s a better idea, really crazy one at that. just don’t invite them over.
I keep them around for Fred Durst, he’s thirsy for them
Why do you have guests you don’t like?
Sounds more like you have victims, psychopath.
Well now you’re on her ‘don’t like’ list.
Some people have romantic partners they live with. And sometimes, rarely but sometimes, those partners have friends. I just think this is a shitpost though.
You know like annoying in-laws and children that tag along.
Fucking with people’s food is never funny.
What about their drinks, huh??
And there’s another reason I don’t hang out with people who boil their hot dogs.
Hmmm… surely there’s some drink where this might actually kick ass… sadly I am not a mixologist.
Might be good in a Bloody Mary…
Maybe add some vodka and clamato, a little tabasco and worcestershire, wouldn’t be too bad.
Why would you give your precious Wurstwasser to people you don’t like?
Dirty Dog Martinis.
This might not be the worst idea if it was a better sausage. Like bratwurst water or something.
Joke’s on you. I don’t use ice.
Just straight frozen hot dogs in the drinks of people you don’t like eh?
No, I think they just use boiling hot dog water
I like to freeze my boiling water, so I always have some at hand
Yup, gotta make sure it doesn’t go off.
Me coming back again and again cause your water tastes weirdly good.
Well, what if I like hotdogs? I won’t get my comeuppance.
Why spite? Basically cold bouillon cubes right there
