I’ve started so many fights with this 😁
And? Subway’s has to classify it’s bread as cake because it’s too sweet.
The one labelled “calzone” is pie, as it has a base, sides and a lid. A calzone is just a pizza folded over, which by this designation system makes it toast.
Folded over clearly makes it a taco
Fool! That isn’t a cake!
It’s a lasagna.
Lasagna is pasta cake
The “sushi” should be “burrito”. That’s just one type of sushi, because what I picture when I hear “sushi” would probably be in the “toast” category (if rice counts as the “bread”)
Always upset that #6 is “quiche” and not “pie” which is obviously the broader category
A slice of apple pie is a taco. A slice of pumpkin pie is toast. A whole apple pie is a calzone, a whole pumpkin pie is a quiche. See how silly you sound?
(/s, the whole thing is clearly silly)
My therapist will be hearing about this
But a pie should have a lid. If anything #7 should be pie rather than calzome.
Pies with lids are calzones
So most pies are calzones? Because most pies have lids.
The lid is optional (pizza pie, pumpkin pie, quiche) I will die on this hill
None of those are pies. That’s not even heresy, just wrongness.
And even with a lid, it isn’t quite #7.
#7 is for things where there’s basically no distinction between the top and bottom. Even pies with a crust on top has a distinct “top” side, whereas the sides and bottoms are all pie crust.
#7 is for calzones, corn dogs, burritos, dumplings, pot stickers, ravioli, etc.
I feel like there are more kinds of pies without lids than ones with them anyway.
What a splendid pie. Pizza pizza pie.
A closed top pie form is called a galette.
The open top form is pie.
You got the galette backwards
Calling a pie a quiche would upset more people. Thus quiche.
I think a pie should have an upper crust, so it’s more of a tart. Of course, tons of common food names break this convention so maybe quiche is fine anyways
But quiche is even more fucking delicious.
I mean, it’s basically an egg pie with cheese and/or bacon, how could it not be delicious?
A quiche is a kind of pie. So that item should be the pie category, not the quiche category
Pie is just a sweet quiche with fewer eggs.
Nope, it’s missing a lid.
Walks in with a burrito
“Behold, a Calzone”
Walks in with a hot dog
“Behold, a taco”
Walks in with an enchilada
“Behold, sushi”
Isn’t McDonald’s bread legally cake due to its sugar content?
That court ruling was about Subway’s bread, but I don’t doubt McDonald’s is similar.
If you’re going to bring lawyers into this, we’ll never see the end of it.
we’ve never been so close
Italian salad.
No, that’s a “torst” whatever the fuck that is. You have a bottom of carb and no sides or top.
What if I put the meatballs down first and then top it with spaghetti?
Upside-down torst
“Toast”
I’m confused by the salad. Shouldn’t it be dozens of layers? I’m unfamiliar with whatever this meme’s progenitor was
The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos
This is what it comes from, and this meme is a poor cut of the rules and logic, probably for space reasons.
A salad with croutons is nachos.
This is missing several configurations.
Like two open and adjacent faces like a shawarma, or the inverse of two filled adjacent faces, which is a folded pizza slice
Shawarma is a type of sushi and a folded pizza is taco
No, folded NY style pizza has one crease
Shawarma is mostly covered except where the toppings are exposed
Back in my day they used to charge by the pixel.
Yep, that’s right. What’s your point?
Salad
