If you love something, let it go.
That’s what the umbilical cord is for. It’s nature’s leash!
If you don’t do a sick yo-yo trick with your newborn when it’s born it’s considered a bad omen
When my son was a newborn I had a neighbor who would always try and touch him, her hands always looked dirty.
Used to get an intrusive thought, more than a few times, she was gonna steal my baby and punt him across the parking lot like a football.
Hormones are wild
I used to sneak out of my mothers belly at night when she was pregnant, I thought, hey, best start comitting crimes I still have no fingerprints.
I think fingerprints form at the same time as fingers, but I could be wrong. What matters is you never got caught
Unborn babies aren’t known for their knowledge of fingerprints and forensic techniques.
This is exactly what’s going to happen, but over the span of a year or two.
