• notarobot@lemmy.zip
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    40 minutes ago

    This reminds me of those “my thunder date got stuck in a window, I decided to have a little fun before helping her” porn videos

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    I still can’t figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you’re in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

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      She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn’t realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it’s funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

      Here you go

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        I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick’s legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

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        Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

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      Yeah… you pretty much got it, but the poop was stuck between the window and a sealed outer window. Thus her climbing up to retrieve it.

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      5 hours ago

      If I remember the story correctly the poop wound up getting caught someplace very obviously visible from the bathroom window

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      5 hours ago

      Only thing I can think is maybe the Pooh got stuck between window panels or a screen? Probably didn’t make it “out” the window all the way.

      Or she’s just into that shit.

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    4 hours ago

    Thank you for making my dating fails pale in comparison.

    ~Also, I am rooting for her getting a second date. That would make a great “How I Met Your Mother” story for the kids.~