we DO NOT gatekeep with this post! we’re poking fun at modern bodybuilding which emphasizes appearance and size far above performance and even health.
100% full respect to this guy! the only thing to laugh at is the social landscape which got us here :)
Nearly ten minutes a km? fucking weak.
Seriously. I walk 5km in about 50 minutes
I am 46 and was in the ICU a couple months ago with super high blood pressure and a false alarm for a stroke. Up until last week, I hadn’t ran for proper exercise in 20 years:
I can push myself to two miles, but it hurts. It only took a couple of months to work up to this point, so that was cool.
But still, if he wants to show off that he is doing just a little better than a 46 year old with cardiovascular issues he can go right ahead. I ain’t going to yuck anyone else’s yum, but a comparison needed to be made.
Edit: Fitbit doesn’t separate workout types that well without planning ahead and configuring a workout routine. “Lap 2” was a running mile, and the rest of the laps are walking.
hells yeah friend! my best wishes on your journey. 💞 thanks for sharing.
I’d argue you’re way more fit than the pathetic poser in the OP.
Does it really matter how good or bad at running he is? At least he’s doing more than a lot of people and he isn’t morbidly obese like half of them these days.
Sure, but 10 min/ km is my go-to estimate when I’m walking somewhere.
And walking is still cardio.
Walking at a brisk pace though, if you’re more chill it’s more like 15 minutes or so.
true! check out the post body text for a clarification
That make you feel better, pissing on someone whose fitness goals you don’t even know?
I’m not pissing on their goals. I’m pissing on them trying to pose and pomp with mid numbers. Why do you fail to understand that?