• Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    10 days ago

    Me: 192cm rock climber transfemme. Broad shouldered, strong back and arms, will do pull ups in front of you.

    Me: Hi honey, what do you need??

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      10 days ago

      ROCK CLIMBER??? GIRL???

      IM IN LOVE!!!

      let’s go camping together and cuddle in a hammock with a beautiful view!!! Mosquitos and the cold be damned!

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        9 days ago

        Only problem is I grew up in a mosquito plagued land, so now they all avoid me out of respect for my time off at war and exclusively go after anyone else I’m with. I do have good reflexes though, so as long as you’re down with the odd slap to “kill a mosquito ;)” we should be just fine.

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          9 days ago

          Don’t threaten me with a good time!

          Sis, honestly, you’re perfect!

          I’m actually looking for someone like you irl: a sporty mommy that will make me work out and will go camping with me.

          Someone will be very lucky when they find you! (Assuming you’re not aroace lmao)