• Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    10 days ago

    Only problem is I grew up in a mosquito plagued land, so now they all avoid me out of respect for my time off at war and exclusively go after anyone else I’m with. I do have good reflexes though, so as long as you’re down with the odd slap to “kill a mosquito ;)” we should be just fine.

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      9 days ago

      Don’t threaten me with a good time!

      Sis, honestly, you’re perfect!

      I’m actually looking for someone like you irl: a sporty mommy that will make me work out and will go camping with me.

      Someone will be very lucky when they find you! (Assuming you’re not aroace lmao)