Yeah causing a nuclear exchange… that seems smart.
Because what would happen is China would immediately destroy every single US navy ship in and around Chinese waters. They’d immediately take down every single USAF jet/bomber.
Then the US would stomp its feet and shit diapers while Beijing tries to get a world summit together to figure out wtf the US just tried to do. It would have to end there with a huge defeat for the US attempted invasion or it would just inevitably go on until the US lost all fighting capability and starts considering the suicide nuclear option.
Greenland was (and is) missing from this thread to a surprising degree. I know Trump talks a lot of shit but I think the Mercator projection is burned into Trump’s brain so he knows Greenland is bigger than the Contiguous United States. He knows this is a fact. And when it comes to that gigantic island - the real estate center of Trump’s brain overrides his conspiracy brain. He drools at the thought that if the climate does turn to shit and everything heats up - all that land will be very, very valuable. Plus - once he takes it - he can rename it to whatever he wants. Trumpland?
Trumpland is all I could think of and it’s not actually Trumpian. Trump could def say the “official” nickname of the country that useta be Greenland is The Big Beautiful Island because [hand accordion gesture] it’s big and it’s beautiful.
so the question is are we invading venezuela, china, or a US state?
I can’t imagine (openly) attacking China. Venezuela feels likely, but so does invading internal states, which would be wild.
Idk, Hegseth believes he is a crusader fighting against China to stop global communism and Muslims
Yeah causing a nuclear exchange… that seems smart.
Because what would happen is China would immediately destroy every single US navy ship in and around Chinese waters. They’d immediately take down every single USAF jet/bomber.
Then the US would stomp its feet and shit diapers while Beijing tries to get a world summit together to figure out wtf the US just tried to do. It would have to end there with a huge defeat for the US attempted invasion or it would just inevitably go on until the US lost all fighting capability and starts considering the suicide nuclear option.
Don’t forget Trump chasing windmills in Afghanistan!
No, he’s doing that off the coast of new england https://www.npr.org/2025/08/31/nx-s1-5522943/trump-offshore-wind-energy-ports
HOW DARE YOU. gREENLAND.
This would actually be the funniest outcome.
Greenland was (and is) missing from this thread to a surprising degree. I know Trump talks a lot of shit but I think the Mercator projection is burned into Trump’s brain so he knows Greenland is bigger than the Contiguous United States. He knows this is a fact. And when it comes to that gigantic island - the real estate center of Trump’s brain overrides his conspiracy brain. He drools at the thought that if the climate does turn to shit and everything heats up - all that land will be very, very valuable. Plus - once he takes it - he can rename it to whatever he wants. Trumpland?
The Big Beautiful Island
Trumpland is all I could think of and it’s not actually Trumpian. Trump could def say the “official” nickname of the country that useta be Greenland is The Big Beautiful Island because [hand accordion gesture] it’s big and it’s beautiful.
We have all our digits in several pies.