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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 hours ago

The king is dead, long live the king!

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The king is dead, long live the king!

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 hours ago
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  • 小莱卡@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 hours ago

    Lol didnt he fell of hard after the divorce? Didnt even remember he existed

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    It would be really funny if it was real, but it’s not, his bio always claimed it’s #1 conservative show:

    https://archive.is/https://x.com/scrowder

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      aww sicko-wistful

      this was genuinely the funniest joke I’ve encountered during this whole saga tho

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      it kind of sucks how quick we are to fall for some of this shit when it’s genuinely funny, at least we have more scrutiny when Something Actually Happens™

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        sometimes it’s funny to pretend

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    He’s always claimed he was the #1 Conservative in his twitter bio.

  • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Kirk’s response

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      At first I thought this was a normal screenshot of his show, obviously he’s not visible due to the diminutive scale of his face, photons can’t interact with his features as we all know

      Then I remembered he turned into a cherry gusher

      • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        In later episodes, he was actually visible on the show owing to his head expanding

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’d say his body isn’t even cold yet, but his body has always been cold due to being a snake.

  • ComRed2 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Wow crowder actually made a decent joke for the first time. And all it took was for kirk to be killed.

    • NewAcctWhoDis [any]@hexbear.net
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      This should have been your clue it was fake, Crowder would never make a good joke.

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      The altright is getting good at comedy and it’s making the left scared mildly amused

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Nobody cares enough about that slug to invest energy into turning him into a martyr

    Remember, the modern right-wing have no ethos, they’re self-obsessed nihilists, they just want slaves and money, behind closed doors they’re making fun of him for getting shot

    I Called It! che-smile

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      That’s all fascists always are without the fasces axe to unite the tribes. Trump isn’t that axe though, he’s just a self-interested grifter that captured a chunk of americans, not a true believer.

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    Color me shocked that none of these fascist grifters truly give a shit about one another except their own popularity.

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    that is fucking VILE LMAOOO he did not even wait for the body to turn cold dawg agony-shivering

    • barrel_of_a_gun [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      i gotta give it to him (visible-disgust) crowder actually made me laugh for once

  • BilduEnjoyer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This is so funny lmfao no class what so ever.

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    honestly respect the hustle lmao

    edit: i wonder if crowder realizes the target this paints on his own back. I mean, kirk was at a “prove me wrong” booth when he got waxed, and that’s a thin rebranding of crowder’s “change my view” thing

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      And he’s more insufferable

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        and he famously abused his wife while she was pregnant so I feel like the “he was a husband and father don’t u feel sad???” angle would be even less effective lmao

        Go for it Mr Louder!

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          No they’d still use that angle; people have been posting Kirk’s anti-empathy diatribes and him saying he’s fine with people dying so they can own guns and the replies are still angry with the people just simply QUOTING Kirk.

          Which itself isn’t new; there was a British royal that died in the last couple of years (can’t remember his name, but he’s a famous one) and someone revealed some extremely racist quotes of his, and who did people get angry with? They got angry with the guy who revealed that royal’s words (and he wasn’t even revealing it cause he hated the guy, he was just mentioning stuff he’d said).

          These people don’t give a damn about the content of their favorite person’s character.

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          and he famously abused his wife while she was pregnant so I feel like the “he was a husband and father don’t u feel sad???” angle would be even less effective lmao

          They don’t give a shit about that, he literally could’ve murdered some of his children and his wife and they’d still be talking about how tragic it is that the remaining children have lost their father. They don’t care about anything other than pushing a narrative that fascists are only wrong people to murder.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      “prove me wrong”… “change my view”

      Trump created the ideal rightwing motto/mantra of three words: “build the wall”, “drain the swamp”, “lock her up” and then they all copied him. Does Rogan have one too? Also - I wonder what other crap will come down the pike.

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    Like trump ruminating about his building being the #1 tallest building directly on 9/11 https://youtu.be/PcKlPhFIE7w?t=112

    • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      second-plane

      and now it’s the tallest

      trump-kubrick-stare

      what if the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist?

      🕯️🕯️

      💨

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video
  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I fucking called it. These guys are not Christians, they are cannibals wearing the mask of Christians. They cannot understand martyrdom.

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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    You know he absolutely fucking SAVORED making that edit

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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  • SmithrunHills [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “FBI? Yes, I have a tip for the Charlie Kirk assassination”

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    damn kirk just cant stop taking Ls

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