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grintigergratler@lemmy.wtf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • medem@lemmy.wtf
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    I was watching Farenheit 9/11 the other day. I quickly realised that, with the Orange Maggot’s ominous shadow casting over every other bad president anywhere ever, it has been very easy (for people not living in Iraq and Afghanistan) to forget what a giant, bloody, stinky asshole this ‘man’ was and how much damage he caused.

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    I’ll leave out pretzels, but no drink.

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    George W. Bush was president 17 years ago, over a decade and half ago. He is also younger than the current sitting president.

    • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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      That is fucking nuts. Another fun fact is that Biden isn’t even a Boomer, he’s a silent generation.

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        Consider this, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are the same age.

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          Clinton is slightly younger, even.

        • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          Enigmas never age.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    We were supposed to never forget.

    But then we had months of 9/11s level of deaths from COVID, and half the country was convinced quarantine, prevention, maks, and vaccines were oppression.

    I don’t give a fuck an about 9/11 anymore.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      The aftermath of 9/11 directly contributed to the fall of the US today. The terrorists succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

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      258,000,000 is the goal this time, and honestly 9/11 was a big player in seeing it get this far.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        is that the population goal or the number of deaths goal i’m not sure i want to know

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          Deaths. They want a population of “around 100 million people.”

          A number they literally conjured up from thin air.

        • Magnum, P.I.@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The US population is over 360 million people

          • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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            so a population reduction of 102 million or 258 million? I mean, both are ghastly but these folk are accelerationists and i’ve read Revelations.

  • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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    This is the MF that started all the recent shit in the Middle East over zero evidence. He will burn in whatever hell he believes in.

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      What? He painted Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden with clown faces and is friends with the Obamas. All his war crimes have been absolved I saw it on the news.

      • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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        Oh, in that case my bad, I must have been watching fake news all along!!

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        This Obama?

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          At least share it with some context 🙄

          Even I have exchanged pleasantries with people who have talked shit behind my back. People forget they’re all essentially coworkers who need to get along to some extent.

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            Maybe they’re comparing drone strike ideas. Synergy in the workplace is important.

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        ❤️

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      Uh no. Netanyahu swore to Congress it was the right thing to do. Little Bush was just doing his duty and following orders like a good boy.

      • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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        He’s misunderstood!!

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          Right. Poor little Bush. He’s just a sweet ole grandpa.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, he’ll burn in climate hell with the rest of us. Which he does not believe in.

      • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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        A man can hope…

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      None of the people doing this shit believe in Hell and God’s judgement, lol, that’s just lip service for the masses.

      • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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        I know, I’m really hoping there is a hell somewhere…

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          If there is a hell, these guys are going to get the penthouse or a nice villa, on account of how many people they brought in.

          Why should the afterlife be more fair than the current life?

          • It'sbetterwithbutter@lemmus.org
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            Why do you want to depress me even more, why?

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          It’s my go-to coping mechanism! 😓

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    I think enough time has passed now for this to be an acceptable joke

  • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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    Milk? He only drinks the finest Iraqi blood.

    • TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We’re out of reds today, sir, can we offer you a fresh orange wine, served fresh at body temperature, genuine Piss Du Lave-Vasaille

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    Such a handsome fellow. You can tell by his eyes that he only has your best interest at heart.

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      Don’t let him catch wind of that oil in your kitchen cabinet, though.

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    Imagine this semi-literate ignoranus actually read the brief he got on Aug 6 2001, entitled Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US.

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    Remember the good old days, when we all had a single, shared enemy?

    Neoconservatives, I think they were called.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    meanwhile Dick Cheney just sneaks in your front door

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    “There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Cookie me - you can’t get milked again.” George W. Bush

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    I haven’t heard anything from this guy in years and then yesterday I see he gave a speech about that bloke that got shot in America, and now this post too suggesting he’s Santa.

    Is he making a bit of a comeback? Or just a random coincidence!

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      Maybe you should look at today‘s date my guy

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        Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.

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