• Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    How about parent your children?

    What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it’s 1996?

    I’m perfectly able to watch porn because I’m 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that “we won’t store your details” and “we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners” are the same picture.

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        And nothing will be done about that until it affects the power brokers in charge*.

        * - hopefully, I mean we’ve had a series of ministers embroiled in scandals that would have caused immediate resignations in the past whereas now it’s “Fuck off, I’m working here. I’M IMPORTANT!”

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          The last data breach I can think of that was widely known was Ashley Madison. I think if the Porn ID data got leaked it would have a similar spread (giggity), due to a similar scandalous nature.

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    FYI, with Mullvad VPN set to UK, sites that require age verification:

    Sites tha do NOT require age verification:

    And xvideos.com is a bit special since it shows you the thumbnails of porn videos but won’t let you play them.

    But we need to stop VPNs! Think of the whole two children that have VPNs! What if instead of just going to the half of the sites that don’t verify age, they figure out how to use a VPN?! Oh the humanity!

    Yeah, UK wants to de-anonymize VPN users as the next step in their attack on free speech. It is laughable to think this is about anything else.

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    Children aren’t using VPNs. Also I am going to say this: it doesn’t matter that fucking much. I watched porn before I was 18. It didn’t really do much to me. It did not give me unrealistic expectations of women. What did affect me were entirely unrelated stuff. Which is why I do need therapy and sexual therapy, but it wasnt the porn. It was people like that fucker.

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    This has nothing to do with porn or protecting children. It’s a backdoor way to attach names and faces to VPN usage so movie and music studios can sue specific people for torrenting. They failed in bringing lawsuits previously because they couldn’t pin point the piracy to specific individuals. I would bet money that the ministers leading this charge have ties to groups in the movie and music industry. The UK will be the testbed before the full rollout in the EU and then worldwide.

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      This is a lot bigger than the entertainment industry now. Creeping fascism and the trillion dollar surveillance capitalism industry are hellish bed buddies.

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      Even with an association of an identity to a VPN provider, there is no one-to-one correspondence between a person and an IP address.

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        True but that at least gives them a start point to try a prosecution that they didn’t have before. It also depends on if the VPN provider responds to a subpeona request or national/international jurisdictions.

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    Streisand effect: the BBC is telling every last kid that VPN is exactly the way to circumvent the prohibition.

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      Because the goal is to outlaw VPNs. To do that they need enough children to use VPNs to make it credible enough.

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        Is there a plausible way they actually ban the use of VPNs? Like, they can make it illegal on paper, but even in China, which has long had strict restrictions on internet use, I’ve heard that VPN use is widespread.

        It just all seems like performative whack-a-mole to me. The only people who can control what a kid sees online are their parents or guardians. A child is not buying themselves a laptop or an iPad.

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    if the strategy is to tell children to stop circumventing the rules with a workaround, couldn’t the original messaging just have been “talk to your children about not watching porn”

    it’s so obvious the identification laws have nothing to do with protecting children from porn and everything to do with Big Brother surveillance

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      Who cares if kids watch porn anyways? Like they’re going to find a way if they want to. I was coming into my own around the time the Internet just started hitting households, and therefore wasn’t the vehicle for porn it is today. There was a full on underground economy with all the prepubescent boys. Kids are going to do what they want regardless of legality.

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        And before that, kids were passing dirty magazines they found in a tree.

        You can’t stop teenagers from being horny. And I rather they watch porn than have sex at that age.

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    I remember when my step-son was a teenager. I didn’t care that he watched porn. I cared that he infected the family PC with viruses and malware trying to watch porn.

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    This is fascists using “think of the children” to violate everyone’s online privacy and spy on everyone worldwide.

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    Dame Rachel de Souza told BBC Newsnight it was “absolutely a loophole that needs closing” and called for age verification on VPNs.

    Saw that coming. Can’t have the populace living their lives without constant, repressive government scrutiny.

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    Ok one question: Why do we have to protect children from porn if they’ve already gotten exposed to it?

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      To add to it: Why do we need to protect children that arent ours from things their parents are supposed to protect them from?

      Weird way to shift job tasks around.

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        It’s preying on the tech illiteracy of idiots. There are several pieces of software that can be used to locally censor the internet for minors, and they’re very affordable, and I bet free versions (open source?) probably also exist.

        When I was a wee lad, there were “internet safety guides” being shown to kids and parents including :

        • Don’t post personal information online
        • Do not use your real name on the internet
        • Do not give images of your ID to anyone online

        But then, facebook asked for people’s fucking IDs and real names, and people just fucking forked it over. GOOD JOB DICKHEADS.

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      Why do we have to protect children from porn if they’ve already gotten exposed to it?

      … did you know that in maternity wards, more children are born every year?

      I hate what is fucking going on, but you know, logic.

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      So they have more time to watch people shooting each other.

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    Next up is “Stop children using custom linux distros and unique radio setups to connect to access points outside the nation”

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      Yeah, never forget how the people in power routinely gave Epstein a pass because they were participating in raping kids.

      All this “for the children” is performative bullshit to take more power away from the average person.

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    I think the best way to solve this is to not have kids in the first place.

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      And deprive capital of all that cheap labor? Have you no heart sir/madam?

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    Do the government ministers understand that setting up your own VPN is literally a 5 minute operation.

    Hire a droplet VM, pre-installed with a server OS. Log in with provided credentials. sudo apt install docker Copy/paste a docker compose file that sets up a wg-easy container. Create a peer. Take a picture of the provided QR code. Connect to the server via a wireguard app. Done.

    Are they going to ban VMs?

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      What a VM? What’s a server OS? How do I log in? What the fuck does sudo apt mean? What is docker? Now I’m editing files? A peer? What’s wireguard?

      So many of you are disconnected from regular people because you’re chronically online.

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        If kids have learned to run their own Minecraft private servers, hosting a VPN should be child’s play… Pun maybe intended.

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        what’s a VPN? what’s a VPN app? how do I log in? what the fuck does a tunnel mean?

        kids somehow figured these out. they’ll be able to figure out their selfhosted VPN too. at least more of them might find an interest in tech instead of consuming on brainrot platforms.

        sunbeam didn’t describe it very clearly but it can be described in a way that its just following instructions without even having to understand it. like something like this: “register here. click this to get a free cloud server. log in to the server like this. paste this command and hit enter. install this app on your phone. tap import and scan. point your phone to the qr code on the screen.”

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            the instructions can cover the server setup too. the instructions can also be to just download and run a script with double click, because it’s really just following simple instructions that can be codified

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        You say this as if people are utterly incapable of learning.

        Anyone can learn anything of they’re given a good enough reason to want to learn.

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          Sure, but if they need to learn, it isn’t a 5 minute operation.

          I too can go to space in 10 minutes, if I already did all the training and get a space shuttle from NASA.

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            It is a 5 minute operation to learn how to use a VPN.

            Many are, quite literally, just install and hit connect. Something an online tutorial can teach you in about a minute or two.

            Maybe a bit longer to learn the other things. But I can assure you from experience that this is something that anyone can learn about in a short amount of time.

            Bit of a far cry from the years of education and training needed to enter space.

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        Yes plan law makers needs to have a clue on what they are making laws about. Teenagers looking for porn are going to learn.

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          The same teenagers that don’t even use computers with physical keyboards?

          I’d wager less than 1% of the minors affected by this will learn how to proxy through a VPS.

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            So all this does is create a black market for tech. People with the knowledge of how to set up this technology will provide it as a service for those who don’t.

            It’s the same as trying to outright ban drugs. Those who can provide for those who cannot (for a fee).

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            I just deployed a few VM on my phone, not even a tablet. It’s not that hard nowadays with websites being designed primarily for smartphone users

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        There are instructions that are completely “type this” monkey see, monkey do. The majority of people who cannot follow such instructions should be wards of the state.

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      Do the government ministers understand that setting up your own VPN is literally a 5 minute operation.

      Of course they don’t. Most of them type with their index fingers and don’t even understand what a VPN is.

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        Exactly this. There’s maybe 8 politicians in the whole world that understand what a VPN is. They’re told by a lobbyist and donor that it’s a thing that is bad, now they’re out to figure out how to make it go away.

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          I’m sure the VPN industry will bring a lot of money to bear to ensure this doesn’t happen. They like the online safety act itself, because it brings them customers, but if it also causes them to face issues they’re going to be less keen on it.

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      The VM is associated with your name and payment method. It is about removing privacy so they can remove free speech and other rights. Not about porn. You don’t need a VPN to access porn in the UK. Half the porn sites don’t verify age anyway.

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      If someone tells them to, they might try until a few business interests remind them that these are also fundamental components of business networks. Once money tells them to stop it, they will.

      VPN companies should just hire a lobbyist for a week and this will all go away.

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      Are they going to ban VMs?

      They will keep banning things until they feel they have absolute control over the internet.

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        Myeah sort of agree if you compare wireguard vs wireguard docker.

        But wg-easy has a management interface for creating peers and seeing who’s active so it’s somewhat easier to get set up.

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      They could require age verification or even special licensing to use any sort of internet server infrastructure. That’s what I would do if that was my goal.

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      setting up vps requires money which ideally children do not have access to (not even crypto)

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      They’ll ban encrypted Internet traffic that they don’t have a backdoor to steal inspect the contents.