I never wanted to anyway.

Also, the first alternative presented looks like the flint, and I’m scared it’s going to take half my initial mult and initial chips away.

Go gettem kolanski, fuck His ass up.

MFs screaming “I was born in 1990”

Congrats?

RIP your (partner’s?) cock

Because every time is someone’s first time, and due to voter registration being necessary a zillion years before the actual vote, no one specifies that and runs "VOTE ON NOV N^TH " ads a week before the election day.

the 000s used to be general info, unassigned, now they’re software

I REMEMBAH WHEN DA WOIST THING YA HADTA WARRY ABOUT, WAS HIJACKED AIRPLANES, FLYING INTO BUILDINGS

oh gilbert, we’re going to get in to trouble for that.

EDIT : I done fucked up the quote ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , but I added the sauce.

downvot tiem

I have a genuine issue that I’d love to get your ideas on.

When I am walking around with my bluetooth headphones in what I assume are places with lots of other signals, the audio goes to complete shit as if I’m on a bumpy road in a car listening to a super skippy CD.

How can I avoid that? It works perfectly when I’m on a bus or at home…

STAY OUT OF THE GAMMA DELTA QUADRANT JANEWAY YOU BUM

fuck singapore.

there ! Completely airtight!

Pets need air holes…

Take a look at this sir

Logjammin starts playing

agreed, twas a joke

both men and toilets seem to fulfil similar roles in similar ways I guess.

if you think this is an insult to men, go without using a toilet for a few days and see how well your physical well being, stress and home sanity ends up.

so familiar 🥲

Turkish Kapsolon pancake

Sir, being turkish AND having enjoyed the Turko-Dutch dish Kapsolon I demand satisfaction. Kapsolon is basically döner with Edam/Gouda/Dutch cheese, making it a fusion dish made by immigrants using local ingredients, you can get fucked if it’s not döner and doesn’t have cheese on it.

I’m old and out of touch.

The tools matter because of the sheer volume of content which literally any meth head can produce

wow amazing. You wanna go bust up some mimeographs tomorrow night?

EDIT : Like jesus fucking christ, it’s like people getting mad at printing presses.