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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago

Free Elf Rule

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Free Elf Rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 years ago
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      It makes cleanup easier.

      • Jack off
      • Cum in sock
      • Put it back on the shelf
      • Leave the department store
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        Don’t forget to lay one in the display toilets before you go.

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      I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

      And even after doing it myself once, I’ve still never understood the “cum sock” that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around… that’s just fucking disgusting.

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        At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand…

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          I thought I was supposed to suck cock for the coconut, not fuck them?

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        I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

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          “objectively”

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        Oh that’s where my socks go!

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      It sounds so absurd

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      I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

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      Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

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      When you’re 14 yeah

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      If it’s a pleasure thing, Is it something that’s performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don’t have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

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