Malcom Kenyatta 2028
He’s one of those candidates that run as Democrat then switch after being elected.
Fetterman is what Blue No Matter Who brought us.
He’s unfortunately not. Just a liar and a prick in a time where we are easily fooled because of our few good options.
Pretty sure its his cognitive decline secondary to his stroke.
Your brain stops working and you become republican.
So we should have let the Republican win?
How the fuck are we still this stupid?
It’s the same dumb ass “Democrats aren’t doing enough for Palestine, so I’m not voting for them” bullshit even after we’ve seen time and time again how that works out.
Take a look around at your actual options. Those are the choices. Not some mythical candid in your head. They have to be on the actual fucking ballot and not just in your dreams.
Also, Fuck Fetterman. He’s a selfish, backstabbing piece of shit. This isn’t about defending him. It was still the least shitty choice. That’s where we are.
He forgor 💀
It says the wife “WAS” undocumented. I don’t care enough to look up what happened there.
She spent 15 years here illegally after overstaying a visa. As a side note, 40% of people here illegally overstayed visas and did not cross a border by illegal means.
Abolish fetterman, he’s a lunatic and pathological liar. He only won his seat cause he ran a fake campaign as a Democrat then dramatically pulled a u turn on us.
Also he dresses like a slob, grow up fAtterman
I don’t think he ran a fake campaign, I think he had a stroke and it changed his personality. We don’t realize how much our brains create who we are.
I mean he was already a nepo baby prick pretending to be blue collar. And he very clearly had issues with people of color and firearms.
But I think the stroke made him feel more emboldened to not have to listen to others or made him more over confident in his own mental fortitude. It sure makes it look like he never intended to actually help anyone, and I think he would have just hid it better pre-stroke.
Yeah his wife divorced him I think cause he changed so much
Also he was running against fucking Dr. Oz
I’m 100% with ya until the dressing part. I don’t care how people dress as long as they get the job done (see Zelensky). Now, he is a fuckwad for running on one platform and flipping to the other, but that’s unrelated to his dress code. I remember thinking he was a good one for not giving a shit about appearances and only about making people’s lives better.
Zelensky’s outfit is very deliberate. Before the war he was clean shaven and wearing full suits like any other national leader. His beard is short, but groomed, and he typically wears fatigues or hoodies. In either outfit, his clothes are in excellent condition. It’s a good balance between looking professional and showing his people that he’s right there with them.
people say he changed for the worse after his stroke, but it seems like he was always a bad politician and a teensy beensy bit of a freak who chased a black jogger with a shotgun.
so i feel its less that he turned bad and more like he got worse
Omg I would hate to be inappropriate and outrageous!!!
Nah, then he’ll watch. 🤢
One more stroke & he’s back as a progressive.
Monkey Paw:
He becomes so progressive, he’s now support giving voting rights to AI.
Yes, each instance of Siri, each instance of Gemini, all get a vote.
And now Tim Apple becomes POTUS. (Because the US has the biggest iPhone Marketshare)
🫠
You think that replacing trump, even with Tim Apple, would be a bad thing???
Siri is useless … maybe we could have it as president
I still cannot believe how wrong I was about John Fetterman.
Brain damage causes conservatism
the alternative wouldve been MEMHET oz, but oz is in a position to do more harm than fetterman right now, it was a lose lose situation.
All we ever see on our ballots is two evils to pick from.
He was different before his stroke. There are multiple studies that correlate frontal and midline lesions in the brain with right-wing authoritarianism.
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0137
https://www.ibroneuroscience.org/article/S0306-4522(25)00304-5/fulltext
I guess but I feel like supporting Gaza genocide isn’t something you just stroke into.
I say this as someone with a lot of experience diagnosing and treating strokes…
You’d be surprised how cruel and violent some people can become after them.
I’ve seen the sweetest little grandma turn into a full on support for genocide nazi after one. More than once.
Nah, they’re all having one while slurping up that Faux trooth.
I don’t know enough about Fetterman’s past to make a judgement on how his stroke affected him, but you totally could. Brain damage can fundamentally change who you are as a person on every level, from memory to logic, or even spirituality. It can change or entirely destroy your ability to feel empathy, damping some emotions while amping up others. Strokes that fundamentally change personality like that are rare, but certainly not outside the realm of possibility.
There’s a famous case of a guy who got a railroad spike blown through his frontal lobe and he basically became a huge asshole.
Phineas Gage if anyone wants to look the case up. Classic psychology and neurology tale.
Of course this happened before modern scientific standards and procedures were mainstream, so take everything with a grain of salt.
Actually, that’s kinda what these neuroscientists are finding happens.
Any evidence of it ever having the opposite effect?
That tends to happen with books, but wisely applying their contents to the dome.
Strokes can break your brain and fundamentally change your personality and values. Idk if that actually happened here or if he was always actually a piece of shit. It doesn’t matter ultimately. He’s a shithead now.
In our hate for Dr Oz, we accidentally raised up a separate monster.
Turns out both options were horrible monsters. As is tradition.
Maybe more than 8.5% of voters should’ve turned out for the primary.
https://www.cnn.com/election/2022/results/pennsylvania/democratic-primaries/senate
Americans still thinking they can primary themselves out of this situation is hilarious to me.
Still? We haven’t tried in 40 years.
Sometimes the lesser evil is still really evil.
And still lesser.
BOoOoOOoTThH sSSsSsSsiiiIIidESSsssSS
I mean, I thought he was the best option during the primary, that was definitely wrong. And not everything can be blamed on the stroke.
yeah now we have fetterman and oz is still in government.
You and me both sister
He started with a 180, and now I’m so dizzy I feel like Alice in Wonderland.
ICE is a bunch of cowards. If they were really removing violent and scary undocumented immigrants who break the law and don’t pay taxes, you’d hear about more shootouts with ICE. Instead, it’s farmers and young families who are working, or their kids. It’s such a pity such these cowards got such a huge funding bump.
ICE is a bunch of cowards.
Like all fascists.
Fuck ICE. The people that sign up for that sham of an organization peaked in high school and are mad at the world because of their irrelevance. Nobody loves or cares for these people. They exist to inflict pain to fill a void where a personality, ambitions, and empathy should be. They have nothing to give or contribute to the world.
You know someone’s no longer talking in good faith when they use words like “inappropriate and outrageous” to describe the suggestion of abolishing a department that didn’t exist 25 years ago. This is someone consciously and openly attempting to shift the Overton Window so that they don’t keep getting called on to defend the indefensible.
John “Trump Signs Are PA’s State Flower” Fetterman not talking in good faith? Say it ain’t so!
My favorite Fetterman moment was when he castigated Democrats for mentioning trump’s felony convictions, saying we were supposed to be the party of “forgiveness and redemption”. Imagine consciously throwing away a political advantage like your opponent’s crimes - it’s like refusing to blink when your opponent throws sand in your eyes.
“Fuck you, got mine.”
- those guys
Every “conservative” is a closet narcissist. The only difference is they now feel comfortable tearing the mask off and no longer hiding behind the presumption they possess empathy or want what’s best for other people.
Idk about every conservative. Take Trump for example.
There’s nothing closeted about his narcissism.
If his wife really is an immigrant someone should report that. Maybe a lot. Just so ice has all the info.
She’s apparently a good person who’s as outraged at his behavior as the rest of us, so maybe don’t do that.
And then call the local PD. 🍿
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Jesus, John – quit being a senator and just go record podcasts in your truck for a living.
