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I mean, if you’re into that sorta thing, I guess?

What? You don’t wanna maybe win sudden nation-wide fame for leaked pics of your talented involvement in any number of Drumpf lickers’ petit-mort cognitive disconnect en flagrante? Whatever for?

Now, that’s a hidden clip series for the credit roll that I would watch.

Also, the hotter the pepper, the less time it needs in the mix, FYI.

Likewise, opening it up to increase saturation via steeping. For example: habanero only needs a 3cm vertical slit or two (think: lantern) and just a few hours in the rum/vodka/etc. when making hotshots base. Going longer or adding more cuts (let alone fully-open) will all but ensure hours within a personal cornucopia of pain & suffering you have only yourself to blame for. 😭🤌🏼

That alludes to said predators arriving on-scene after the target group has already hobbled & offered itself to exploitation of its soft bits to such — thereby ignoring the ineffable truth that this specific predator population’s been cultivating exactly this for centuries.

I’m not in the habit of handing the proverbial fish. Get to work, citizen.

wear gloves

A lesson that may only need to be taught once, if a bio-break occurs prior to triple-washing of ones hands. 😱🥹

Personally, I learned it years ago by happening to be on-shift when a fellow cooks’ apprentice eschewed the warning (“for weak AF noobs”) and was all but reduced to hysterics as minutes after such a bio-break — his “balls’re melting” and he panicked toward the walk-in to find & apply a cold fat to numb/neutralize the oils. He chose a tub of yogurt and was quickly fired for the scene that needs no textual description…

Don’t do it, kids. Not even for that rare $3 dare.

Yes, yes, an exact replica of that pansy-ass 90% vinegar “product” is what the goal is, rather than a far simpler improvement just about anyone anywhere can make, and quickly…

If you’ll look back at the simile above, I think you’ll find Nutella was chosen for more than one reason.

An alternative to Tabasco? Try infusing vinegar with your choice of hot peppers. Simply pack 'em in, and let it sit. Adjust to taste. Tabasco is hot sauce like Nutella is chocolate.

That’s “Professor Spock”, cadet.

Was Enterprise the Quantum Leap one without any Quantum Leap?

I was alluding to the fact that their “rules” are historically for sale, and the modern judicial system as a whole is a crock of fetid shit.

Many. Many layers. 🤮

Here ya go

You’re gonna get a kick out of the oh-so-very-ironic overlaps between reich winger conventions and massive spikes in Grindr traffic in said areas during such. Whatever could it mean?!

With our powers combined…

So, is he Duck^-soo ing out, or is this simply a Duck^-soo & Cover thing?

We’re no closer to criminalizing insider trading by elected officials than prosecuting religious leaders for raping our children — for centuries. That’s proof enough we’re fucked as a civilization.

The Venn diagram of Catholic* priests and perpetually protected rapists is a circle drawn in crayon.

/* for example