Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-29 days agoIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square85fedilinkarrow-up1821arrow-down128
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minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 days agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 days ago“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell” https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoExactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
minus-squareExcrubulent@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoMaxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
“Samwell, Blanewell, Roywell, Hatwell, Wealwell, Johnwell”
https://youtu.be/Odo3F1WqO4A
Exactly! So hot, so solid… and a little bit sick of course :)
Maxwell immediately adopting an unexplained and unflappable admiration for Wealwell is such a Murph thing to do and I love it.