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eleefece@lemmy.world to Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Ancient meme, roll for history!

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Ancient meme, roll for history!

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    American recipes be like “Preheat an oven to 17 1/4 klatpifarbs and broil half a bucket of gasket steak for nine and thrice eggtimers.”

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      Recipe: Add three ounces

      Me: (gets out scale)

      Recipe: No, the other ounces

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        Me: (searches online for how many grams in a fl.oz. of x ingredient.)

        • kbotc@lemmy.world
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          Today you should learn: US and UK ounces are different.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      bought a piece of wood in Lowes. I needed it cut to 1510mm. Guy didn’t know what that was. So I said 4’11" & 29/64ths. He said he didn’t know what that was. So I said 4.954068ft. He didn’t know what that was so cut it at 5 feet and it was too big when I got it home.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        Lowe’s will only cut to 16ths and they’re still off by 2/16ths.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      They haven’t been like that since at least the 1970’s.

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    Me when AC is set to 70: 🥶

  • Koof_on_the_Roof@lemmy.world
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    UK - What is 70?

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      UK - what is AC?

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      70 degrees celsius is… well inhospitably hot haha.

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        Nah that is a cold sauna

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      70 Celsius, hence the melting.

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      It’s a number

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      Degrees

    • Koof_on_the_Roof@lemmy.world
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      Reminds me of this

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nROK4cjQVXM

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      It’s like 29c? I think?

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        No it’s like 21. Not sure who thinks that’s hot. Maybe arctic peoples.

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          The joke is for 70°F vs 70°C

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            Oh I see I’m an idiot.

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          Can confirm, 21 is a hot summer here

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            That’s pretty neat. Our summers are around 45~50°C (125°F)

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              I don’t think I would survive that, holy moly

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        No, it’s only 21C

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    australians glare at you from their oodies

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    there’s a line missing “physicist if your AC is set to 70” next to a picture of a block of ice.

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    AD&D players, when their AC is set to 70. Screenshot of bullets that should clearly miss blatantly hit the person

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    Make a dexterity saving throw, please.

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    I’m in Singapore and I would probably freeze to death if I set the air con to 21°. Fans only during the day and 25° for the air con at night.

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      I don’t get why. 21c is 21c.

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