Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoThe ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?message-squaremessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareThe ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square35fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agome and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle. every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoYou know what that stuff is made from, right?
minus-squarecame_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoonly the yummiest scraps of poopies and dead bodies. don’t make me come up there and show you how glorious I have become, feasting in the eternal cold and dark.
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoNope nope nope you stay in that ocean, you festering polyp
me and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle.
every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.
You know what that stuff is made from, right?
only the yummiest scraps of poopies and dead bodies.
don’t make me come up there and show you how glorious I have become, feasting in the eternal cold and dark.
Nope nope nope you stay in that ocean, you festering polyp