It’s very simple:
Season 1: Mass Effect.
Season 2: We ran out of ideas already.
Season 3: Fuck, fuck, this shit isn’t working. Uuuhhh… We still got nostalgia, right?
Season 1: Fucking Mass Ef-fucking-fect
I lost all interest when an admiral dropped an f-torpedo at Picard.
Oh good. So you missed out on the cartoonishly evil Romulan agents who were siblings and fucked each other a lot.
I feel like Season 2 was the “low-buy/no-buy” season.
S1: We have no idea what we’re doing so let’s hyper-advance everything
S2: Well they hated S1 so uh, time travel?
S3: Well they hated that so uh, let’s get the entire crew back together on their ship and find some other convoluted way of bringing back Brent Spiner
I’m still not decided on which is worse, Picard or Enterprise. But I’d probably choose Picard.
Enterprise has Dr Flox and T’Pol.
Picard has… (I’m blanking on trying to think of something good)
I didn’t even care for Picard in Picard, and I love Picard!
Enterprise had some redeeming qualities.
Was Enterprise the Quantum Leap one without any Quantum Leap?
It was the dark, gritty and sexual timeline of Star Trek.
“Sexual” here means only sexually exciting if you’re attracted to women. Or noncon mpreg that one time.
Implying shirtless Bakula did nothing for you.
I haven’t watched most of Picard yet except the first few episodes of season 1, but I weirdly picked up this detail from the IDW Picard’s Academy comic. I enjoyed it. Maybe not a masterpiece, but it was at my local library and I would read it again just to look at Spock’s outfit:
There’s just something weirdly fitting about business casual out Starfleet Academy Instructor Spock.
That’s “Professor Spock”, cadet.
That’s the same as the clothy casual red uniform Kirk wears during Star Trek II & III. But I guess his is blue because (Captain or not) he’s from the science branch. Or maybe the Academy uses blue while the fleet uses red.
