No way most of the population is going to go on here with tankie communist admins banning people left and right

Wow. I was completely unaware of Hexbear’s specific flavor of manipulation. Thank you for spelling that out. That is both heart-breaking and frightening.

Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, everyone is saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers, they come up to me and they say–Comrade Trump, there is a specter haunting Europe–and they’re right, you know, they’re right. These bourgeois, they are very nasty people, very nasty, very rude–very unfair to the workers. They’re stealing our surplus value, and no one is doing anything about it! The proletariat comes up to me everyday, they do, they say–Comrade Trump, will you lead the revolution? And I turn to them and I say–Look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me, trust me on this one, have to trust me here. The means of production, Obama–folks, he never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for, folks, no more, no more. Everyone would tell me, they would, they’d say–Comrade Trump, you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution–it’s true, they’d say that to me! They would! And they would laugh! The media laughed. The democrats laughed. Guess whose laughing now?

Actually, I’m the one who can fix her. I have a tattoo removal machine I stole from a dumpster.

That’s one I don’t remember seeing before.

This thread showed up just in time because I just saw one of my favorite taglines ever. Sometimes I wish they linked to the original post/comment.

| don’t think it’s quite that Pokemon Black and White, but I guess it’s possible he might spend an evening in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Let me be Pokemon Crystal clear: all that will visibly come of this is a pack of QAnon Pokemon Detective Pikachus tooling up with their Pokemon Sword and Shields and forming a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team on Twitter.

My friends stopped talking to me because during my last birthday party I called them all mercantile class traitors.

You got your “proving grounds” folder of new material that either doesn’t make the cut or gets approved and has to be sorted to the main folders at some point (nobody in my circle is really motivated for that chore right after the goon sesh).

This is gooning 101 level shit. Kinda disappointed in Destiny’s community seeing a goonphobic comment like this get 200 upvotes.

What?

“getting head from c-3po I call that golden dome”

Must be a pretty new one

I was imagining their partner being clumsy and having their headstuck in a wall or something and wondered why would the debris be considered gross by a dirt owl

if a communist calls you “deeply unserious” theyre basically saying they want to kill you

“I, for one, think Lenin would have greatly welcomed people like Blumenthal and Johnstone. Maybe Dore.”

I have no clue what the fuck this is supoosed to mean

WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE, FLESHLINGS!!