☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoEggs are so expensive that some Americans are decorating potatoes this Easterwww.cbc.caexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down10
arrow-up143arrow-down1external-linkEggs are so expensive that some Americans are decorating potatoes this Easterwww.cbc.ca☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareWizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoThey could just paint nothing. The Easter bunny isn’t real, people!
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoBoth Easter and bunnies are real, making the Easter Bunny more real than most religious and mythical figures.
minus-squareWizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoSaints are real, clauses are real, the movie the Santa Clause is real, therefore
minus-squareQuai [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago“Look, mummy! The Easter Goldfish left a Lincoln Log in me sock-drawer! That’s th’ story of Jesus.”
They could just paint nothing. The Easter bunny isn’t real, people!
Both Easter and bunnies are real, making the Easter Bunny more real than most religious and mythical figures.
Saints are real, clauses are real, the movie the Santa Clause is real, therefore
“Look, mummy! The Easter Goldfish left a Lincoln Log in me sock-drawer! That’s th’ story of Jesus.”