• PurpleSkull@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    100% true and fact-checked by 1000% real patriots (red blue and white!)

    Trump’s presidency feels like 6 years already but according to unconfirmed and false rumors, it has only been 3 months. He can bend time.

    According to his doctor, god-emperor Trump also grew an inch sometimes in the last 4 years. He can bend space.