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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

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news@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

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The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.

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Apparently more than 37.5 gallons

I propose we address this by stuffing him in a 55 gallon drum filled to the brim with water, upside down, for at least 15 minutes

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