I love that everyone saying this is already wealthy
All of you are gonna get much poorer. And - I gotta say it - that’s a sacrifice we’re more than willing to make.
If you’re struggling have you considered getting an anchor position on Fox News and making a $12 million salary? The ideal candidate would have a grandparent who owns Better Homes and Gardens.
Finally all the chuds can live out their lone wolf post apocalypse wilderness survival fantasy and subsist on tree bark
Hey, I’m SurvivalistTom and I got another lesson for ya on how to BBQ — Are you ready for this? — tree bark. I can’t quite say it tastes like a t-bone but it will help you through the lean years. Plus if you use T-Bark BBQ Sauce - you’re showin’ how much you love Trump 'cause 3% goes up to the Great Man Himself to keep on MAGAing.
Willow bark is nature’s hangover cure, and Reye Syndrome is just nature’s way of saying you weren’t MANLY enough!
They’ll never make it.
dammit steve
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reminds me of the tacticool preppers that go on shows like Alone and end up breaking down on the first night and need to be rescued. Always the same type of person.
omg hilarious. never seen this, but I love the entire notion that they flee Houston during chaos to some 600 acre undeveloped plot of dry, desert scrub, sit in a hot metal box that is dark camo painted (to absorb more heat I guess, because the thing sticks out like crazy against the sky) and shoot raiders with giant rifles.
what are the would-be raiders even raiding for? their big guns? the scrap metal of their hot box?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
@wombat@hexbear.net permanently deafened
Remember those transphobic speeches on what is a woman? Well what is a man? Apparently getting screwed over hard is the mark of one
I think the phrase that was old when I was young is “take it like a man”, which has always had that connotation imo
Oh yeah its just funny its now coming mostly from dudes softer than terry cloth. The pres dodged a draft and while it is a good thing considering what we know of the US military, that would be seen by these chuds as the ultimate opposite of taking it like a man
2nd Lieutenant Trump would absolutely have been fragged, though
“Sees username”
A real man is loyal to me, the embodiment of <insert nation here> masculinity
Strong show of support for the transmasc community to forcemasc the entire population.
At least their heart’s in the right place, right?
Sensible chuckle
Checks notes
Huh?
Whaaaaaaat???
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HOLY FISH PASTE!!!
To get poor is glorious
When Daddy Trump takes off his belt to teach you a lesson - what he’s really doing is showing you how much he loves you.
I will take away all your feminine burdens and let you be a rEaL mAn for free
no it’s going to make me hungry
Hungry like a MAN!
: “It’s time we toughened you up!”
: “Excellent, I’ve been feeling emasculated in modern society. Are you going to bug porky to make some jobs? You going to build more housing to reduce the amount of people still living with their parents?”
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: “You’re going to employ me, right?”I hope these ghouls eat shit hard
Finally my turn
Let’s Get Down to Business!
Finally, non political poverty
