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Ahri Boy 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

No one cares about Washington anymore

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No one cares about Washington anymore

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Ahri Boy 🏳️‍⚧️@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    He will buy Boston Dynamics, rebrand it as X-terminate, use one of those shitty robots as a weapons platform and call it a “Dalek”, for the epic memes. Then pretend he inverted it right before it fails spectacularly and kill a shitload of bystanders during a test deployment. Trump will sink $100b into it.

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      He’d definitely name it after space Nazis, yeah.

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      You should pitch this to him

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      Nah Musk doesn’t strike me as someone who knows Dr Who

      He would however call it ED-209 without a hint of irony

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