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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

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He can't keep getting away with this!

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    porky-scared-flipped: “HoW aRe We LoSiNg To ChInA?!?!?”

    doomjak: “Hi, I’m gen Z. Are you hiring? We’d like to contribute to the economy.”

    porky-happy: “No, fuck off. You need to be unemployed because uhh…Well I’m just not hiring, okay?!?”

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      That moment when you forget labor is the source of all value

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        Capitalists deadass forget this. They hypocritically want senior level employees that are “done” right off the bat but working entry level jobs, then frame their laziness as “high standards”.

        Even the CIA has employed both perfectionism and promoting a knowledge hoarding culture (this also includes discouraging older people from retiring and passing the torch down) as sabotage tactics

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      And if you are working, one full time job isn’t gonna cover things either.

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      Mind you, china is struggling with youth unemployment too

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    Go figure a planned economy is more efficient than a chaos economy

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      we need a better term than chaos economy because that sounds cool as hell

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        Clusterfuck Economy or Clusterfuckonomy?

      • snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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        I kinda like chaos economy versus planned economy. It’s a good frame, I’d argue. Regardless, blind economy versus foreseeing economy?

        Edit: I thought closed-eyes economy versus open-eyes economy could also work.

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          Ponzi economy versus cooperative/common economy

          Ponzi versus planned seems like the best slogan

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        Lenin called it anarchy of production

      • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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        white noise machine

      • Cimbazarov [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        I mean it’s just the “free market” init? I’ve always liked the term anarchy of production

        • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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          The market is free, you are not.

          • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            back-to-me Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners.

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      lenin-sure anarchy of production

    • neo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s more than just chaos because in many ways this is deliberate self-sabotage directed from the top executive levels. Like trying to stop the spread of a wildfire by building wooden palisades to contain it.

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        wildfire
        palisades

        👀

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      I don’t think this is a matter of planned vs unplanned, or that we should be focusing on it. The Chinese economy is a market one, with a very strong State presence in key sectors.

      The real highlight we need to be making is communist vs capitalist economy. Comrade Indrajit has a pretty good write-up on the same topic here. While I don’t always agree with his takes I’m always inspired by his way of communicating clear and principled positions without fear or prevarication.

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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        The only thing America leads on is GDP, which measures its corruption, debt, healthfraud, and constant self-stimulation as positives (which they are not).

        China, the communist country, preserves the rational spirit of capitalism while America, the capitalist country, subsidizes one clown car.

        (Congress is just an insider trading club now)

        China produces cheap, functional EVs and not luxury virtue signalling devices. China produces cheap, efficient AI and not luxury investment vehicles.

        America effectively arrived on central planning without planning. A cartel of banks just moves interest rates around, and the government gives them free money to do it. It’s all centrally controlled, but without a brainwave among them.

        [The “Open” in] OpenAI is just a branding term, but DeepSeek is actually doing it.

        Communism has a purpose beyond profit and the economy can be directed for some human (or ideally natural) purpose. Capitalism has no purpose beyond profit, and just removed into fraud.

        https://indi.ca/how-communism-is-obviously-outcompeting-capitalism/

        Oops all bangers

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          China produces cheap, functional EVs and not luxury virtue signalling devices. China produces cheap, efficient AI and not luxury investment vehicles.

          China has shut down the luxury and the busty body. How will our boy live?

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        I don’t think this is the way Marxists normally use those terms; I’m confused. No nation has ever reached (full) communism.

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          Maybe, but I don’t think that we should be shy about using the word communism when the capitalist West is so obviously shitting itself to death for all to see. communism-will-win They already call the mildest succdem reforms communism, might as well own the Ws

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            If somebody decides to look up communism because capitalists decide to decry all regulations as communism and somebody goes “actually botulism sucks, I wonder if there’s something to this communism stuff” that’s definitely a win for us.

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      Our economy is planned, its just planned by morons.

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        We had planned to have infinite growth this quarter, but we have only seen 5%, so we are laying of 2500 people, inflate our prices again and we’ll be doing payday loans for stock buybacks. Also the salary of a 1000 of those fired of is going to the CEO.

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      2nd panel should be labeled capitalism

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        :same-picture:

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    another day another

    do nothing

    win

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      it’s starting to become overwhelmingly successful even

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      sit-back-and-enjoy

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    Onion: Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All

    “Our assessments indicate love is stronger than any technology possessed by the U.S. military,” said Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, pledging to work with Japan, South Korea, Australia, and other regional partners to stop China from harnessing the invincible cosmic force that always emerges victorious. “Intelligence estimates suggest the program is in its final stages, so we must act quickly or love will overwhelm us and we will feel compelled to surrender to it.”

    “If China succeeds, it will have the power to remake the global order by spreading universal love and understanding to every corner of the world,” Austin added.

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      The Onion out here posting real news

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      Unironically, one of the ways that I matured and became more wise as a person was understanding the true power of love.

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        I still need to read The Communism of Love

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      Rare China L

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    So basically you know how battle royale games forbid teaming because just a small amount of cooperation can give a group of players a massive advantage on individuals?

    Well capitalism is run as a battle royale, and China is teaming. And to continue the analogy, it’s not just a few people teaming, it’s like a quarter of the server with a central operational command to direct everyone from.

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      rage-cry

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    deng-smile has got to be laughing at the Americans up there.

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      deng-cowboy git along lil doggie

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      In 1979, Deng stated, “Socialism cannot endure if it remains poor. If we want to uphold Marxism and socialism in the international class struggle, we have to demonstrate that the Marxist system of thought is superior to all others, and that the socialist system is superior to capitalism”.

      I’ve never been 100% sold on Deng, but I gotta say he’s being proven right by China’s constant wins at Capitalism’s own game.

      deng-drip

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    It’s easy, just be mildly competent and organised with a plan that is based in reality. The US is just that incompetent.

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    Y’all are meming meanwhile I’m terrified

    China’s Ws are coming in the face of a bloodthirsty capitalist empire

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      We can meme and be terrified simultaneously, the human mind is a wonderful thing. I’m happy to see the US hegemony weakening, but I have a lot of fear of what the beast may do while going down.

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      I think it’s akin to gallows humor. In dark times you need to make humor when you can even if things are horrible :(

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    deng-cowboy riding that bull market while developing fusion tech howdy-skull

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    It’s called the Immortal Science of Marxism-Leninism-Maoism losers!

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    Socialists being better at capitalism than capitalists as always, for socialists actually know how money works

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    Chinese century get-ready-to-learn-chinese-buddy

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    did President Xi just save gaming? Can I upgrade my PC without spending thousand of dollars now? Thank you President Xi for giving me the opportunity to play Monster Hunter Wilds

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      what in the world

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        Ah fucking Memmy glitched out on me again. This app doesn’t like certain pictures that people post as replies for some reason. Sorry.

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          The ghost of dprk-soldier posts past

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