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PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Money is Heroin for Boring People

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Money is Heroin for Boring People

PotatoMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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    Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It’s like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.

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      I can’t think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.

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        Not having heroin?

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        All of your problems with melt away…briefly.

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        Caring?

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      It isn’t just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.

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      It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.

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