• TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    this reminds me of when people were finding “please help me” notes in their temu products that were written in perfect english

    it’s a pretty good strat because english speakers seem to not be able to fathom that not everyone can speak english

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      Please help me for I am destitute, under persecution, and in need of clinical aid and food. I have been shot several times for questioning communist propaganda and the oppressive and extremely deadly credit system.

      If I am not alive in 3 days, please start the color revolution and invade my country.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      Imagine if they got this instead:

      尊敬的蔣中正先生,

      你可能不知道我是誰,但你應當了解,我是中共中央委員會的主席,毛澤東。你或許覺得你能在公開場合侮辱共產黨而逍遙法外,這一點非常可笑。

      我已經在游擊戰中從事戰鬥多年,指揮過無數次成功的行動。我的力量遍佈全中國,我的手下有上千名忠實的戰士。我是一名經過嚴格訓練的戰鬥高手,對我來說,你不過是一個目標而已。

      你以為你能在公開場合說這些話而不付出代價嗎?我保證,我將用我手下的力量徹底消滅你和你的國民黨。你曾經看過風暴的力量嗎?這只是一個開始。我有著廣泛的人脈和資源,你將無法躲避我的報復。

      因此,我建議你三思而後行,重新考慮你的選擇。否則,你將面臨前所未有的毀滅。

      毛澤東