corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoNyah, give us the truck, see? fedoras gangsterlyhexbear.netimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down10
arrow-up1139arrow-down1imageNyah, give us the truck, see? fedoras gangsterlyhexbear.netcorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareFALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·4 months agoIt would be the perfect vehicle for bootlegging if only it had range, reliability, hauling capacity, and didn’t stick out like a sore thumb!
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·4 months agoModern remake of Smokey and the Bandit with cybertrucks and the beer run is over in 20 minutes after the bandit has to recharge, and the other 70 minutes of the movie are them being needlessly brutalized by the police
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 months agoYou can probably also identify them reliably even without the license plate just by looking at the discoloration and corrosion patterns on the panels.
minus-squareWolfman86 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoSo it would be perfect, apart from the fact that it’s not perfect.
It would be the perfect vehicle for bootlegging if only it had range, reliability, hauling capacity, and didn’t stick out like a sore thumb!
Modern remake of Smokey and the Bandit with cybertrucks and the beer run is over in 20 minutes after the bandit has to recharge, and the other 70 minutes of the movie are them being needlessly brutalized by the police
You can probably also identify them reliably even without the license plate just by looking at the discoloration and corrosion patterns on the panels.
So it would be perfect, apart from the fact that it’s not perfect.