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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago

Elon Musk Is Offering People His Sperm While Creating a Family Compound in Texas

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Elon Musk Is Offering People His Sperm While Creating a Family Compound in Texas

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git [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago
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Elon Musk wants to donate sperm to friends and acquaintances as he expands his family in an Austin, Texas compound to combat falling birth rates.
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    setting the stage for a jonestown or waco type incident when things start really going bad for him

    drink from this cup and we shall all awaken on mars as was foretold in the shareholder reports of old

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      setting the stage for a jonestown or waco type incident when things start really going bad for him

      Doesn’t even have to go bad for him, family compound in a cultlike situation is always bad news even when Elon Musk isn’t involved. That’s the point were they go all in on isolating members from the outside world to completely trap them in abuse-enabling structures.

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      Heaven’s Gate with defense industry characteristics

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    A family compound in Texas is an instant red flag

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      Strong David Koresh vibes

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    brace-cowboy rule - never move to the compound

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    Critical support to the ATF on their future endeavors.

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    Raising children in an insular compound but they all share a father? Do you want incest? Because this is how you get incest.

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      deleted by creator

    • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
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      Craster level

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    oh, he’s going forward with that idea. good stuff… burgerpants-dejected

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      built off old Epstein breeding island blueprints

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    Jonestown except instead of drinking cyanide kool-aid they all get lobotomies when Elon’s brain-chip fries their mind

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      A minor fallout vault full of inbred lobotomized servitors with increasingly bizarre names serving a failed mr house who can only speak in memes as his brain slowly rots in a cheaply built preservation pod

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    The thing I miss about reddit, and RiF specifically, is that you could filter out keywords, so any post with that word on the title would be hidden automatically. I didn’t knew shit about this guy, and my life was a little better for that.

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    deleted by creator

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      They used to be more down to earth when they weren’t just renters, but even if you look at the original sharks of business you will find incredibly strong drive to be “family patriarch” and founding a dynasty nearly every time.

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    trueanon never live at the compound

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    visible-disgust

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    on his Howard Hughes arc. how long before he stops cutting his nails and starts saving his bowel movements in glass jars

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    Why the fuck is everything

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    Sounds like he’s prepping to be future king of Texas during the US’s warlord era.

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    Check. His. Hard. Drive.

    This just reeks of fetish shit.

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