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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago

What's the Hex Party Line on this??? (CW: discussion of sex)

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What's the Hex Party Line on this??? (CW: discussion of sex)

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Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Real sex has never been tried

    • ProletarianDictator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      AES is me and ur mom

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        actually existing sex

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    where do people work that this needs to be labeled nsfw

    • TheLepidopterists [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Technically the whole bear site NSFW because I can’t have my boss knowing that I’m a communist

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      hello i work at the volcel factory

      • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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        i thought you worked at the shid, fard, and doodoo ass factory

        • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I’ve got two jobs because hustle culture

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      Removed by mod

      • HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net
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        i work at the sex meme store

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        • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Is that the factory outlet for the dick sucking factory?

          • ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            designer sucked dick brand names at wholesale sucked dick prices

        • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Braver than the troops

        • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          soup

  • Pili [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    It all depends who you do it with. Sex is dialectical.

    • SadArtemis [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Best take tbh

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    If it’s done right somewhere between the bottom two corners of course

    • REgon [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Tee-hee you said bottom

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    I think the top is actually the synthesis of the left and right, and the left and right are in a dialectical relationship. 🤔

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      Ooooh tell me more about dialectical relationships

      • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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        On the one hand we have sex as a loving, romantic, close relationship. This is in direct contradiction with sex as being violent, animalistic, and egotistical. Yet they are both equally true opposites, the dialect between them is sex. Hence, sex is sex.

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    Definitely more towards the bottom left corner than anything else. Honestly, sex is what you make of it.

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Nobody better be MAKING any sex here!

      volcel-judge

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    Sex is fun but have you ever played video games with a person of your preferred sort and had both a little romantic tension and good teamwork? 10/10

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      this is the most perverse thing i’ve ever read on this site

      • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        ANTI-GAMING POLICE!!!

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      a person of your preferred sort

      It’s valid for people not to have preferences too

      Personally I’m not fussed, insertion sort to quicksort is fine for me

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        Yeah, I was trying to be inclusive with the language but i could not quite find the best practice.

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      Sex is when perfect silent coordination in overcooked

    • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      You just described me and my primary’s co-op Baldur’s Gate 3 save. Half-orc ranger, forest gnome druid; we’ve got a straight man/funny man dynamic going that feels like bard-and-rogue but two steps to the left

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        soviet-heart

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    The left one fr

    relevant 🥺👉👈

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    I’m going to got with “no investigation/experience, no right to talk”

  • Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This post is illegal and I expect it to be removed imminently

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Idk about all that, but my partner and I just did it minutes ago and came at the same time. Not here to contribute, just wanted to brag. lea-finger-guns

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      Congrats on the sex

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        Thanks! screm-cool

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    The sex-havers are in there!

    volcel-judge Set blasters to full, men!

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      You’re gonna blast me? Kinky

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      Removed by mod

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      deleted by creator

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    Fourth corner, sex is illegal volcel-judge volcel-police Volcel Police!!

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

      volcel-vanguard

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    Basically this, but for fucking

    In conclusion, the father is in the son and the son is in the father. Know your roots

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      Son … is in … Father

      Is this a USA porn thumbnail title generator?

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