No.

This is the state of the world right now: insane ideas like this meant to be an April Fool’s joke instead seems like just another crazy and dystopian headline. It’s not fun anymore…

Nintendo’s been saying this for decades, though this particular message is ridiculous.

But I still love playing my old SNES games. The Switch was laughably under-powered, but I still sank hundreds of hours into dozens and dozens of games… Because Nintendo values gameplay over spectacle. They’re not the only ones, of course, but I think they consistently do it better than most.

Damn, that’s terrible… Did they not have family or someone to check in on them regularly? I guess if she was 65, they thought he was in good hands…

I don’t know how easy it is to contact hantavirus. Does it take one rat or a lot?

We will really behind you, Clinicallydepressedpoochie!

The only way they’d assist people suffering from homelessness.

OH HELL YES! I love these pseudo-retro beat em ups! The borgs gameplay looks really fun.

Wait, doesn’t the 2nd game end on a huge cliffhanger?!

I have appreciated Lemmy’s gentleness… Sorry for misconstruing your reference.

Ah. Well, then… Fuck me.

Um, that’s fucked up. I hate billionaires as much as the next person, and Elon is absolutely a terrible and dangerous asshole, but it’s fucked up to say you’d like someone took murder him.

That being said, I’d love to him bankrupt and in jail.

I’m guessing the Tetris community doesn’t think too much of this game, but I loved Tetrisphere. It was so cool! I guess it’s not included in this, though… :-(

Excellent revision. Would love to see something like this actually implemented, even if it was from an unofficial organization. I think it’d catch on, especially the more people are displaced.

I love it. Just go down the list of companies and conglomerates that produce the most greenhouse emissions. Just put the year after the name to keep things straight.

• “China Coal '24”
• “Vistra Energy '25”

The lower you are on the list, the less likely people will associate your company with the destruction of their homes and communities.

A total of 2,348 bombs weighing 41 tons were disposed of during fiscal year 2023, the Reuters news agency reported, citing the Self-Defense Force.

Holy shit. Other than the obvious, I never learned much in school about the Allied bombing campaign in Japan during WWII… which, now that I think about it, was probably on purpose.

I mean, the framerate alone… Bad yikes.

Yikes…

What the fuck is happening across the world?

Oh, nice. That’s encouraging!

One of the YouTube comments saids it’s a former mobile game. I agree it looks good, but I’m definitely going to wait for some trustworthy reviews first…