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Lol k

When there’s an actual armed resistance lemme know. That’s the only way things will change.

Also out of curiosity, how do you define an El Camino? I’ve always wondered lol car or truck?

Walmart’s self checkout probably doesn’t accuse you of stealing out loud. They want to wait until they can “prove” you’ve stolen over $1000 worth of goods over time so they can charge you with - I forget - either grand larceny or grand theft, which are felonies.

lmao thank you for this

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

Is there a name for this type of humor because it’s the way my brain works and I can’t make it stop

Much thanks. You are not alone

… I think he meant delete accounts, not delete actual people, but I could be wrong lol

Edit: nope, dude’s just an asshole lol

We’ve regressed into believing a lot of imaginary things are real.

Wrestling is the least of our worries.

Give reaper a shot. I honestly don’t know if it’s FOSS but it runs in donations and is pretty good imo

Haha was one of my first D&D fights. A lil pocket sand and a mug of ale to the side of the head got us off to a good start.

Reports of my death have been greaty exaggerated.

Usually I use them, but not if I’m the only car on the road, and not in my city’s roundabouts.

The roundabouts are abnormally small, so using a blinker to exit is confusing for everyone because I’d be signalling to turn for the exit I need, but the roundabout is so small that the wrong cars will think I’m exiting before them and pull out in front of me. When really, I’d be signalling for the exit immediately after them while trying to provide time for that exit’s car to see my intentions.

Also people in this city don’t understand roundabouts. I see people enter the wrong way semi-regularly, stop in the middle of the roundabout to let people in, use a left blinker to enter a roundabout that only goes around to the left, and treat every empty roundabout as a 4-way stop. Its pretty frustrating sometimes.

Sorry, we were talking about blinkers and, in some roundabout way, I got off topic lol

Good thing they aren’t actually doing that, I guess.

I’ve gotten passive agressive / aggressive about this depending on the person.

Now if I ask more than one question and they only answer one, I’ll just forward them the same email again with the first question struck through.

Why buy what you can’t own? ☠️

Haha I have yet to go but it sounds like an experience. I wonder how coffee-dipped hotdog tastes.

Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.

They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and “American breakfast” was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.

Two steps ahead of you

Lol what