Could have gotten a brand new one from John Oliver.

just slowed down to 3mph when it had 15 years left or so

Damn, spending 15 years in a car going 3mph sounds terrible.

Why did it single out New Mexico like that?

Was it a secret?

ULTIMATE_HACKERMAN seems like it’d be easy to remember though.

You have less arrows to pull from on subsequent rolls. You can’t keep using a D10.

Durrr. We need them to trickle down on some workers cause otherwise there wouldn’t be any jobs.

So…Odin asked Zeus to enchant the hammer or …?

He might be imagining he’ll be a VP like Dick Cheney and projecting that onto Harris.

That’s what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

A cookie someone already took a bite of. No thanks.

Maybe the order of those could be arranged based on how much they’re able to finagle from the search engines.

That’s the issue that caused this. Google was paying Mozilla to be the default search engine at the top of the list in Firefox and other browsers.

https://www.humangear.com/shop/p/bidettoob

This one is cheaper and probably easier to use base on nozzle design.

So…the top priority is to do widespread genetic modifications so people can get a minor or negligible amount of nutrition from eating something most people don’t normally want to eat?

I’m actually more hung up on if someone is from Portland than if they are a decent human being. Why did you get hung up on bisexuality?

(This meme is a joke about fashion not a serious attempt to compare bisexuals to murderers.)

What else will they do with all those blades?

There’s no probably. The legend clearly labels the colors to correlate to decade. It’s not related to temperature directly.

It’s an extremely abundant plant based protein.

Cellulose is a polysaccharide. Not a protein.

Jugular is a vein. Pulse visible on the neck would be from the carotid artery. Unless the dead guy actor has visible JVP. Which would be a serious medical problem and not pretty funny to see.

Nah. Rivers are basically the urethra of a mountain. That’s what they are obviously talking about.