WOAH spoiler alert

Redder than the devil’s asshole.

Bait for those evil tankies that ruin .world

…but they never got Haiti.

If you’re on the fence about learning to ride a unicycle you should go for it. It’s more attainable than you may think.

Roe v Wade was rolled back at a time when everyone was complaining that nobody wanted to work at a fast food place, and army recruitment at all-time lows was in the headlines.

It’s tough to not go around having sex with men. Give this man a medal.

One of my friends got hit with this from his sister at his last family Thanksgiving dinner. People buy it up with all the rest.

I would never

I was thinking that I see it in greentext memes, on the off chance I see a greentext meme.

I bet that cop was being paid overtime too.

Sometimes dogs eat poo because of a vitamin deficiency and you can curb that urge by feeding them a little pineapple. Sometimes the dog that left the poo is sick or has poor nutrition and isn’t fully digesting their food or treats, and that’s what the poo eating dog will be attracted to.

Internet Historian made a video about Balloon Boy that posits that the candid “confession” of the boy was a misunderstanding on live tv, and the cops leaned on them to admit it was a hoax under threat of deporting his wife, an immigrant who speaks ESL.

It’s a snooze-fest! Slow panning shots for 75 seconds until the wormhole opens briefly. Low-tempo, gentle music. You ride a slow moving elevator to arrive at the show’s content matter.

I try to keep my cursor in those channels as I scroll so that nothing plays while it assumes I’m hovering. I bet those hovers count as plays and this makes engagement look higher.

Sounds like Trump Derangement Syndrome where if I smell something that stinks it’s my fault.

All bodybuilders use drugs.

The guy that made Trailer Park Alien did a short about this. https://youtu.be/DJWooGhvSl8?si=U4mePYgRrJ7H_RVg