Is Chrome not doing exactly this?

the cable will be catching fire, not the battery. Problem solved

I found the battery life to be worse again

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if you go for an Android tablet go for a Wifi only model, mobile network devices are usually not supported by custom roms. Anyway I would also suggest to look at Linux tablets, no tinkering with locked bootloaders and bricked devices.

I just read “You guys are doomed with us” and thought man he’s right