Just be happy you’re in my star system. Aliens haven’t gotten a simulation tick in almost a decade.

Like when you tell someone you can always see your own nose (look at it), I’ve been forced to remember I’m not the main character. Hi person somewhere out there c:

Famous example of a comet breaking up from entering Jupiter’s roche limit in a highly eccentric orbit (not circular). Spaghettification is also an example of how tidal forces still apply during a head on collision.

Could it be in part due to that (guess) newspapers tend to be more available and popular in cities?