7 sieben, Bruder

Entschuldigung, können Sie bitte etwas deutschlicher reden? Ich verstehe Sie von hier aus so schlecht…

Blender UV-Kartographie Anleitung aussehender Arsch (auf eine gute Weise)

Etischer Gewinn

Musst lieber schaufeln

Thems ducks fyi

I think the value of such a project goes far beyond providing food. It builds community and gives everyone (especially young people) something meaningful to do. Therefore leading away from harmful pastimes and substance abuse.

It connects the fruit of the labour to the effort and provides real life education. It also keeps money or time investment in the neighbourhood. Instead of one giant conglomerate like Walmart.

Moreover, it builds a base to keep alive the good taste of produce. If everything was maxxed out for efficiency (and capitalism) we would have one strain or breed of every fruit instead of the thousands of heritage breeds that still exist today. They were created by neighbours sharing seeds or saplings.

Take tomatoes for example: the ones in the shops taste awful. Watery and wooden, but not like a tomato should. If you’ve ever grown some, you know how delicious good tomatoes are. A community garden can even grow local, native fruits that are economically inviable, because they bruise easily, have a bad shelf life or what have you.

A cowboy once told me, that you can spot a fake by how clean their hat is.

Since (so he told me) in case a bull had an episode, they would throw their hat in the other direction and climb over the corral fence. The bull would often go after the hat.

Heckensuppe ist sehr schön

(Hedgefund für andere Suchende)

Chuligom sie habne L^At E X falsche geschribne

In Germany, FB Marketplace or Craigslist were never a thing.

eBay was and is still big

Kleinanzeigen used to be part of eBay but is now it’s own thing and is used widely.

Vinted (used to be Kleiderkreisel) was a place to swap clothing with others, it’s now a second hand clothing marketplace. It recently expanded to electronics and includes Italy and France now.

Burger in Hamm (Sieg):

Moderne arabische Fabel (Version von Vater, Sohn und der Esel): Hodja Nasreddin war mit einem Drehstuhl in der U-Bahn unterwegs…

It’s “hit of the month” (or bestseller)

Monat-s-hit

The s connects the words Monat and Hit

Kram

We didn’t stop buying your chicken now, we weren’t buying them in the first place.

Pov: you try to follow an American recipe

Geht es um bubatz?

Hopefully it’s a European billion (million, milliarde, billion, billiarde etc) so 10^12

Anfängerfehler!

Jeder weiß doch, das Pflanze oder Erde effektiv gegen Wasser ist.