I think they meant the Nintendo console

Everything already happened. The past, present and future exist simultaneously.

It looks like something out of Dark Souls

I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn’t happen. I simply have a lack of belief

These are symptoms of depression

Did you perhaps become a father?

Wait. I’m a Weeaboo, Brony and a Furry but I’m not autistic. What does that make me?

Regardless of if crime there is

You can make a religion out of this

What do you mean “technically” not a star? Jupiter has absolutely nothing to do with being a star, it’s a planet.

Use ReVanced, YT premium is not worth the money

This

Wow

Revanced

LOL

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who’s intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off…

Holy hell

This always helps me when it gets really bad: https://youtu.be/YLO4ZEsQtqo?si=1iJ6qaIVKnXPSrUF

Alternative piped link: https://piped.video/watch?v=YLO4ZEsQtqo?si=1iJ6qaIVKnXPSrUF

I am so relieved this wasn’t a Rickroll

Really just gets easier over time, until it’s just a habit