Back when I started college, my roommate and I bought a TV. It was a small flatscreen CRT. We took it out of the box, filled the box with a bunch of wrappers and empty bags and smaller boxes, and used that as the TV stand. We did use the styrofoam that came in the TV box to sit down. We lived in that apartment three years. Eventually got a sofa and chairs. Not a TV stand, though. We still had the box. Kept us humble. Good times.

How is no one talking about the mountain chicken?

Not a mirror, but here’s a gift link.

Same experience for me.

Correct. Per South African law, if the cat’s on your lap you cannot legally move.

Come on, it’s a little social media’s fault, too. They also benefit from these kids staying stupid and unquestioning. I agree with everything else you said, though.

The world was so much more inclusive then.

All hail king SabinStargem!

I, for one, welcome my Oscar overlord.

Dad?

We love you, Oscar.

For a second there I thought the last one was gonna tie the string back.

That sounds about right for most places on earth.