i remember seeing a Thomas Aquinas philosophy book in a book store once and feeling curious enough to get it. I bought it, went across the street to read it, and returned it in like 15 minutes. I apologized perfusly, and explained that the book was incomprehensible drivel. They laughed. They were cool.

dozens!

i love people making my job title their username for clout

Surely you don’t put fucking Gaza above YOU as a person! This is the stupidest fucking argument. If you don’t care about your own neighbor (let’s say they are just like you) then you don’t give a shit about Gaza. You need to help yourself before others. Come the fuck off it.

i do, actually, because i have a soul. i see my white neighbors who can afford an infinitely better life than innocent men women and children being massacred daily in fucking tents and think “i would do anything to give those people what my neighbors can enjoy by sheer dint of luck of where they happen to have been born.” it’s actually a totally human instinct, you’re just a piece of shit who can’t empathize with people who don’t look like you.

comments in that thread already said it better than i possibly could:

Donald McTrump should be in a cell in The Hague… he can sleep all day there if he wants

This is your brain on liberalism

fun fact: multiple war criminals can fit in the Hague!

I need this shirt

• do not eat the pipi
• do not eat the cockles

lol good shit comrade

devs please make sure youve planned an easy way for my lumpin ass to find the new hexbear site when this space gets kirked

Will someone please run for office on a unity platform centered around liquidating Elon? like when Bullock beat the shit out of E.B. Farnum in S3 and E.B. finished his campaign speech with “Cast out the maniac Bullock! We should rise up and murder him! Thank you”

how is this guy still alive

YO!..ha ha ha… YO!

we need this NOW

Haha ok, homie is an unimaginable repulsive piece of shit but this is genuinely funny, thank you mr president

Please god let this pedofile infighting open the door to compelled testimony from other presidents including Trump and an eventual firing squad when jury reaches unanimous virdict